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Mobile Phone Being Used for Sorcery | ||||
2004-08-12 | ||||
The Head of the Committee for Psychological Welfare, a branch of the charity for social services, has warned of mobile phone cameras being used for black magic and sorcery. He said that mobile cameras were powerful devices which could be used by sorcerers and magicians. He stated that on the Internet and on satellite TV channels, he had seen that wrongdoers are using modern technology for sorcery.
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Posted by:Steve |
#14 Where can you get the spell that curses anyone who calls your cell phone that isn't in your contact list? And how'd they get my number anyway? |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2004-08-13 12:14:41 AM |
#13 Have the Nigerians heard about this? I can't wait for my cellphone to be going off every five minutes... |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-08-12 8:54:16 PM |
#12 Get a grip Penrod, do you any idea how few folk care about the mercenary heart of mitchey M.? It's over! WWI ended it all! Life has changed and you'd better get used to it! Drop that tar you cretin... I mean it. I've got a time machine. |
Posted by: Jim 2004-08-12 7:09:49 PM |
#11 I coulda been rich and famous but now some tinkerbell is getting all the pr. I whip his little good boy magic ass back to left thursday. |
Posted by: Penrod 2004-08-12 6:31:49 PM |
#10 Next Up: Spatulas! The Devil's Tool! |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-08-12 6:27:36 PM |
#9 New meme: Cell phones...sorcery. Satellite phones...gift from Allah. |
Posted by: Seafarious 2004-08-12 6:15:50 PM |
#8 .....Your phone's signal reception will never be higher than two bars.....your phone's signal reception will never be higher than two bars..... |
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-08-12 6:04:25 PM |
#7 if you capture a soul with your cellphone, then lose signal, does the soul stay in the "frequently dialled" memory? Or lost in the ether? Is soul-sending part of the text-messaging minutes allowance... so many |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-08-12 14:11 |
#6 biged - apparently the muggles have a very large organization of some kind (bigger than Gringotts, Im told) called Warmer Brothers (they must like heat) that sells both muggle objects, and purportedly magical objects. Be warned that none of these objects are in fact magical. Attempting to charm these false magical objects could be create tremendous confusion and will be treated VERY seriously by the Ministry. |
Posted by: Arthur Weasly, Min. of Magic 2004-08-12 14:08 |
#5 Harry Potter Cell Phone! |
Posted by: BigEd 2004-08-12 13:58 |
#4 it takes a very powerful wizard to put a hex on a mobile phone, and even then it doesnt always work as intended. |
Posted by: Arthur Weasly, Ministry of Magic, Dept of Muggle Artifacts 2004-08-12 13:45 |
#3 "Whatever you do, don't cross the streams!" |
Posted by: Raj 2004-08-12 13:29 |
#2 So if you get too many evil souls stored in your mobile phone camera, does it become a toxic waste site, like in Ghostbusters, and become subject to EPA regs? |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-08-12 12:11 |
#1 Obligatory: Sorcerers--why do they hate us? It's good to see sorcerers and magicians keeping up with technology. The rabbit-out-of-the-hat trick was really getting old! |
Posted by: Dar 2004-08-12 12:07 |