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| Syria-Lebanon-Iran |
| Iran Military Warns of New Vietnam in Iraq |
| 2004-08-13 |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #17 Cast: President Bush: Sylvester Stallone John Kerry: PeeWee Heman Tater Sadr: Al Franken Saddam Hussein: Walter Matthau Baby Assad: Tom Cruise |
| Posted by: Mr. Davis 2004-08-13 12:05:23 PM |
| #16 I think Michael Moore should be Tater! |
| Posted by: B 2004-08-13 7:07:02 PM |
| #15 OP - So you drew those boxes with the diagonals over the Michelin plantations? Lol! |
| Posted by: .com 2004-08-13 7:02:13 PM |
| #14 Actually, I nominate Iran as the new Laos. Let the bombings begin. Hell, I'll even go back on active duty and draw the boxes, like I did before... Only this time, NOTHING is off-limits (except Persepolis, which is only off-limits for ARCLIGHT strikes - we can still hit it with Agent Banana - a highly-effective, skin-absorbtive laxative agent). |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2004-08-13 6:54:41 PM |
| #13 Trailer feature scene... Stallone: "Do we get to win this time? Damned right we do!" |
| Posted by: .com 2004-08-13 4:05:02 PM |
| #12 Actually, I think Rowan Atkinson would make a fine Baby Asshead. And Mike al-Moor as Abu Hamza, of course. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-08-13 3:58:16 PM |
| #11 this bring back bad stuff you people forget about agent grape |
| Posted by: Half 2004-08-13 2:27:02 PM |
| #10 Special guest appearance by Agent Orange. Oh, wait a minute. They don't have any vegetation in that part of the world! |
| Posted by: dreadnought 2004-08-13 12:07:20 PM |
| #9 [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted] |
| Posted by: Mr. Davis TROLL 2004-08-13 12:05:23 PM |
| #8 Vietnam 2: Revenge Of The Grunts "This Time, It's For Keeps!" Starring: Iraq as South Vietnam Iran as North Vietnam Syria as Cambodia Afghanistan as Thailand USA as itself Special guest appearance by B-52's in their original role. |
| Posted by: Steve 2004-08-13 12:01:07 PM |
| #7 It was Christmas, 2004. My swift boat had been sent up the Tigris River into Iran. I remember it well. It's seared into my memory. Well, if Iraq is the new France, then Iran is the new Germany. Of course, that makes Syria the new Spain. |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2004-08-13 11:16:21 AM |
| #6 Would Syria be Cambodia, instead? |
| Posted by: eLarson 2004-08-13 11:00:29 AM |
| #5 Not going to happen. LBJ is dead. |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-08-13 10:50:05 AM |
| #4 "We sure hope Kerry gets his hands on this one, too." |
| Posted by: someone 2004-08-13 10:44:24 AM |
| #3 Bad analogy... time to move into the new China. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-08-13 10:13:36 AM |
| #2 Time to move into the new Cambodia. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-08-13 10:13:12 AM |
| #1 Should read, "Busily Blacktopping Ho Chi Minh Trail For The 21st Century, Iran Military Promises New Vietnam In Iraq". Hopefully it's to the same engineering standard of Iran's crumbling new international airport. |
| Posted by: Mitch H. 2004-08-13 8:21:24 AM |