A group supporting natural titties breasts staged a small street protest in Hollywood on Wednesday against a U.S. military policy offering free booby breast implants to female soldiers. The group, led by porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, said the military should spend its money on "bullets, not boobs."
| I tend to agree, but I don't think the amount the military spends on new groodies for PFC Nelly really impacts that much on the overall budget. |
"I think girls should have natural boobs and natural beauty," Carey said after unveiling her own bazooms breasts in the protest at an Army recruiting office on Sunset Boulevard.
| "Bartender! Milk for everyone!" |
"Women should be happy with their bodies and what they're blessed with," the 24-year-old star of 37 porn films said.
| And if that's not enough, there's an entire 'nother gender that'd like to be happy with your bodies! |
Her words and deeds drew cheers of "hubba-hubba!" from a small group of men who had gathered to watch the event. Passing cars sounded their horns in response to a sign that read "Honk if you love honkers natural breasts." Carey, who wore green camouflage shorts and bikini top, assured all that her own breasts were real.
| I ain't convinced! Lemme see them things! |
The protest was organized by porn impresario Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures, the company for whom Carey stars. It follows recent news stories about the military offering free plastic surgery, including breast enhancements, to soldiers and their families so military doctors can practice their skills. |
