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Osama bin Laden has been captured in Pakistan? | |
2004-09-03 | |
The Profind pages latest news from Moscow 9/2/04 add salt to taste We have received reports from US sources that Pakistani security forces have captured Osama bin Laden. According to these sources, bin Laden was captured not far from Chitral in the Northern part of Pakistan (between Chitral and Peshawar), approximately 4 weeks ago. This has not yet been confirmed, but we are told the information comes from a source that has provided reliable reports in the past. We received a report almost 2 weeks ago suggesting that two high level Al-Qaeda operatives were being held in Pakistan and it was believed that their capture was to be announced to coincide with the Republican convention. Whether one of these is Osama bin Laden is uncertain.
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Posted by:GK |
#18 He's been working at my local Burger King, along with Elvis, for almost 3 years now. (Or what mojo said.) |
Posted by: Kathy K 2004-09-03 8:11:12 PM |
#17 They better have his ass available for viewing, not to mention DNA testing, because I still think ol' Osama's a small pile of worm shit in a collapsed Tora Bora cave. |
Posted by: mojo 2004-09-03 7:58:04 PM |
#16 My OBL Ululator is staying packed in cosmolene until I get the SIGN* *Fred puts the Fat Lady up on Rantburg |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-09-03 5:46:01 PM |
#15 If we had OSama, now woudl be the time to reveal it - after the convention boost, this would skyrocket Bush's approval and destroy any momentum Kerry has, and would bury the Democrats anti-war agenda deep while the SwiftVets keep his rating deservedly down by revealign the truth about Kerry's medals, his post-war activities, his congressional testimony and his meeting with the North Vietnamese in Paris. |
Posted by: OldSpook 2004-09-03 5:16:19 PM |
#14 Stop me if you've heard this one ... |
Posted by: Xbalanke 2004-09-03 1:10:01 PM |
#13 He's goo under the rocks of Tora Bora. I've seen nothing so far to convince me otherwise. I doubt this report although it would be nice. |
Posted by: RJ Schwarz 2004-09-03 12:17:57 PM |
#12 Understandable hell would break loose if they announced it now. It seems credible enough to speculate though. God Speed |
Posted by: Right By Right Left 2004-09-03 12:05:55 PM |
#11 If he actually were captured, where do you think he is going to end up? In line at the International Court behind Milosevich? Waiting on the other phoneline to talk to Saddam's lawyer? We better hold on to him tightly until the world gets its head out of its a**, clears its collective head, and does a little lifting of its own in the WoT. |
Posted by: jules 187 2004-09-03 11:48:34 AM |
#10 HA!! See!! BUSH KNEW!! HE IS GONNA TROT OUT OSAMA TO GET ELECTED!! MOORE IS RIGHT!!! *breaks out tinfoil beanie in celebration* /sarcasm |
Posted by: mmurray821 2004-09-03 11:30:51 AM |
#9 The Democrats expect this to be announced minutes before the last debate, then they can get huffy and walk out. |
Posted by: BigEd 2004-09-03 11:28:36 AM |
#8 I stand by my 2 buckets. Everything else is an overkill. :-) |
Posted by: Zarathustra 2004-09-03 4:36:02 AM |
#7 Hopefully, official confirmation on this will be available shortly, so that we can determine whether these are simply rumours or fact. Oh aye. */ resignation |
Posted by: Howard UK 2004-09-03 4:14:32 AM |
#6 Minimum recommended salt dosage. Wish I could believe it. |
Posted by: Bulldog 2004-09-03 4:12:33 AM |
#5 No two truck loads of salt. |
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-09-03 3:29:02 AM |
#4 well..the timing is about right :-) |
Posted by: B 2004-09-03 3:28:24 AM |
#3 Two buckets of salt. |
Posted by: Zarathustra 2004-09-03 3:22:38 AM |
#2 fuck lets hope eh :) |
Posted by: Shep UK 2004-09-03 3:02:05 AM |
#1 Be still my beating heart. |
Posted by: Zenster 2004-09-03 1:53:52 AM |