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Bare-Assed Motorcyclist Charged With Indecent Exposure
2004-09-21
One of two motorcyclists who were doing wheelies and other stunts for a videocamera as they rode bare-bottomed along a state highway in Western Maryland has been charged with indecent exposure and three traffic violations.
The Sept. 12 stunt ended when Paul Ray Matlock of Walkersville crashed into a tow truck parked on the side of the road.
"Look Ma, no pants!"
"Hey, y'all! Look what happens when I do this! Ow! Rosebud!"
Monday, police charged the surviving motorcyclist, Brandon Michael Edwards, 21, with reckless driving, negligent driving, and driving with a learner's permit without proper supervision. Edwards is not accused of causing the fatal accident. The charges relate to his own alleged behavior, authorities said. Police said Matlock and Edwards were among seven motorcyclists riding west on the four-lane highway U.S. 340. Trooper David Ward said two vehicles were following the group to block traffic from behind, and a third was traveling next to the stunt riders so a passenger could videotape them. Both men were wearing helmets, shirts and shoes, but neither was wearing pants or underwear, police said. Both were doing wheelies when Matlock lost control of his bike. Frederick County state's attorney Scott Rolle said he believed the incident was inspired by television shows such as MTV's "Jackass" and "Punk'd," which feature videotaped segments of pranks and stunts.
Posted by:Fred

#6  Edwards, 21, with reckless driving, negligent driving, and driving with a learner's permit

?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-09-21 7:39:34 PM  

#5  Reminds me of that little boy with his new bike:

Hey Mum, now with only one arm!
Hey Mum, now without arms!
Hey Mum, now without teeth!
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-09-21 7:13:26 PM  

#4  Yeah, right after, "Here, hold my beer."
Posted by: Steve   2004-09-21 6:24:06 PM  

#3  Is this one of those incidents where the participants' last words are likely to be
"Hey! Watch this!!!!"
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2004-09-21 5:05:54 PM  

#2  Dude, yer just asking for the mother of all road rashes.
Posted by: BH   2004-09-21 4:42:23 PM  

#1  Wouldn't be surprising if Matlock left a skid mark on the motorcycle seat instead of the road surface...
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-09-21 4:35:51 PM  

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