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Home Front: Politix
Burkett now says he lied about where he got the memos...
2004-09-21
Excerpted from looooong USA Today story...
...In interviews in recent days with USA TODAY, both in person and on the phone, Burkett said he had merely been a conduit for the records purported to be from the private files of Lt. Col. Jerry Killian, one of Bush's former Guard commanders, who died in 1984. Burkett admitted lying to USA TODAY about the source of the documents but said he did not fabricate the papers.
"No, no! Certainly not!"
In earlier conversations with USA TODAY, Burkett had identified the source of the documents as George Conn, a former Texas National Guard colleague who works for the U.S. Army in Europe. Burkett now says he made up the story about Conn's involvement to divert attention from himself and the woman he now says provided him with the documents. He told USA TODAY that he also lied to CBS.
Ahah! Somehow there always has to be a woman involved! A mysterious lady, wearing a veil, perhaps?
Burkett now maintains that the source of the papers was Lucy Ramirez, who he says phoned him from Houston in March to offer the documents.
"M'sieur Burkett! The documents! I must geeve them to you for safekeeping! You will know what to do with them!"
USA TODAY has been unable to locate Ramirez.
"Miss Ramirez regrets
She's unable to lunch today,
Mister!"
When Burkett gave copies of the documents to USA TODAY, it was on the understanding that his identity would not be disclosed. USA TODAY honored that agreement until Burkett waived his confidentiality Monday. "I didn't forge anything," Burkett said. "I didn't fake any documents. The only thing I've done here is to transfer documents from people I thought were real to people I thought were real. And that has been the limitation of my role. I may have been a patsy."
"Yeah! Dat's it! I been set up! Framed, I tells yez! Why, dat floozy!"
The White House on Monday welcomed the network's admission but said it "raised more questions than answers." Communications director Dan Bartlett called for an investigation that includes "whether the president's political opponents were behind these attacks." He added, "Since CBS News and USA TODAY had both obtained these forged documents, we now urge them to lead the way in finding the truth."
Y'mean, like, "Forge ahead"?
White House spokesman Scott McClellan said Bush was told of the CBS statement as he flew to Derry, N.H., for a campaign appearance. McClellan said Burkett "is not an unimpeachable source as was previously claimed. Bill Burkett is a source who has been discredited, and so this raises a lot of questions."
... most of which are easily answerable.
Burkett's own doubts about the authenticity of the memos and his inability to supply evidence to show that Ramirez exists also raise questions about his credibility. Burkett has strong anti-Bush views. He has posted comments on Internet Web sites critical of Bush and has chastised Sen. John Kerry's organization for what he called its inept campaign.
Ummm... I think he just ended up making it look even more inept. When was the last time a campaign got caught up in a forged document scandal?
Burkett's emotions varied widely in the interviews. One session ended when Burkett suffered a violent seizure and collapsed in his chair.
"Nurse! Quick! He's doing it again!"
Earlier, he said he was coming forward now to explain what he had done and why to try to salvage his reputation.
Too late, bub. There went your ambassadorship...
In the past week, Burkett was named by many news reports as the probable source of the documents. "It's time," Burkett said. "I'm tired of me being the bad guy. I'm tired of losing everything we've got," a reference to his financial and health struggles since he left the Guard. Turning to his wife, Nicki, he said: "We've lost it all, baby. We've lost everything." Sitting in a rocking chair in his weathered ranch house south of Baird, Texas, Burkett recounted his continuing efforts — beginning before he was kicked out of discharged from the Texas Army National Guard in 1998 — to clean up what he saw as Guard corruption and mismanagement.
"Liars and thieves, Nicki! They're all liars and thieves!"
"Yes, dear. Would you like another pill?"
He said that activity led to a telephone call in March from Ramirez and her offer to provide documents damaging to President Bush. Burkett said Ramirez told him she had seen him the previous month in an appearance on the MSNBC program Hardball, discussing the controversy over whether Bush fulfilled all his obligations for service in the Texas Air Guard during the early 1970s. "There is something I have that I want to make sure gets out," he quoted her as saying.
"M'sieur Burkett! The documents! I must leave zem wiz you!"
He said Ramirez claimed to possess Killian's "correspondence file," which would prove Burkett's allegations that Bush had problems as a Guard fighter pilot. Burkett said he arranged to get the documents during a trip to Houston for a livestock show in March.
"Awright, baby! I'll be at the livestock show in Houston on the 29th. But they better be good!"
"Zey will be good, M'sieur Burkett! Wear a red rose in your cowboy hat so you weel be recognized!"
"I thought you saw me on the Chris Matthews show?"
But instead of being met at the show by Ramirez, he was approached by a man who asked for Burkett, handed him an envelope and quickly left, Burkett recounted. "I didn't even ask any questions," Burkett said. "Should I have? Yes. Maybe I was duped. I never really even considered that."
"Yes. He was a small man, maybe 18 inches tall, I'd say. He said nothing. Just stuffed the documents into the top of my cowboy boot and left!"
Humm, look anything like Sandy Burger?
By Monday, USA TODAY had not been able to locate Ramirez or verify other details of Burkett's account.
Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego Lucy Ramirez?

"[RING!] USA Today calling! You know anybody named Ramirez?"
"This is Texas. We got mebbe 3 million people named Ramirez. Which one y'want?"
"Lucy Ramirez."
"Oh, well. That's diff'rent. Half that three million's men. That leaves a million and a half women. Half o' them are named Lucy. Pick the one y'want."
Three people who worked with Killian in the early 1970s said they don't recognize her name. Burkett promised to provide telephone records that would verify his calls to Ramirez, but he had not done so by Monday night.
"I... uhhh... musta left 'em in my other pants."
An acquaintance of Burkett, who he said could corroborate his story, said he was at the livestock show on March 3. The woman, who asked that her name not be used, said Burkett asked if he could put papers inside a box she had at the livestock show. Often, she said, friends ask to store papers in her box that verify their purchases at the livestock auction. She said she did not know the nature of the papers Burkett gave her, and he did not say anything about them.
"No. No. Can't say that I did see any leprechauns. Sorry."
Posted by:Fred

#25  Loo-say... jou have some 'splainin' to do...
Posted by: ricky   2004-09-22 1:20:20 AM  

#24  "I'd seen her somewhere before, Tangiers maybe..."
Posted by: mojo   2004-09-21 11:20:47 PM  

#23  careful or he'll get the "Vince Foster" treatment


/sarcasm
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-21 10:27:36 PM  

#22  This clown gives "girlie-men" a bad name.

Wotta maroon.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-09-21 10:22:53 PM  

#21  Bill Burkett: Scarlett O'Hara
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-21 10:12:36 PM  

#20  There is another part later on that is pure theater. Check it out:

"As Burkett told his story, he appeared overwrought, fatigued and unsure of how to deal with what he characterized as the extreme pressure of national attention. He spoke of being under a severe strain.

At one point Thursday, as he spoke on a cell phone to his San Antonio lawyer, David Van Os, Burkett's voice froze in midsentence and his body convulsed in a violent seizure. He was helped to the floor and then to a couch. He has had such bouts sporadically over the past several months, but this one was worse, his wife said.

The next day, Burkett resumed the interview. He lay on the couch with a wet cloth on his forehead."
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-09-21 10:11:42 PM  

#19  referred to in "Last Citadel" - the new paperback novel about the battle of Kursk, I was plugging it earlier :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-21 10:05:59 PM  

#18  Actually the first name, Lucy, reminded me of the leader of the Soviet spy ring in Bern during WWII, Rudolph Rossler. Lucie was the codename of Stalin's main German agent, who filtered German High Command information to Moscow. The guy who warned Stalin about Operation Citdel.

I know, it's not the same, but I was reminded.
Posted by: badanov   2004-09-21 10:02:49 PM  

#17  Mike, you're not suggesting that Lucy got the memos from Ricky? A Cuban connection?
Posted by: Matt   2004-09-21 9:50:41 PM  

#16  ..Has anyone noticed that somebody trying to fake out CBS could only think of someone named 'Lucy'?

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-09-21 9:43:28 PM  

#15  "Loose Lucy" - Grateful Dead - "Live from the Mars hotel" album (72?)
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-21 8:13:29 PM  

#14  

Mystery Woman?

Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-21 8:10:55 PM  

#13  too obscure: most people don't know you played for the Dodgers, Rifleman.......
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-21 8:05:41 PM  

#12  Fred, the mystery woman stuff was very funny. Thanks.
Posted by: Anonymous6586   2004-09-21 8:04:32 PM  

#11  You people don't understand nuance.

First you look the pitcher in the eye and wiggle the bat, step out once or twice a show some cheap copies, step back in the box and pucker, then at the last minute show a bunt.
Posted by: Chuck Connors   2004-09-21 7:56:20 PM  

#10  Lucy, don't you know that the needs of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world? Now get on that plane while I hold the gun on Louey here. We'll always have Paris.

Louey, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Posted by: Bill Burkett   2004-09-21 7:26:00 PM  

#9  "After I left the livestock show these 3 German guys came up to me and wanted to know where the jade carving of a mockingbird was. They said Lucy must have given it to me. It's the color of a Margueritta and is called "The Tequila Mockingbird". I'm going to reveal where it is the next time I see Dan Rather". Burkett
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-09-21 7:24:33 PM  

#8  I didn't think it was possible for CBS to look any more stupid, but this pushes back the boundaries into previously unknown realms of institutional retardation.
It seems likely that Burkett was not willing to vouch for the documents himself, and Blather apparently STILL accepted them as authentic. It's a fallacy to appeal to authority, as in "unimpeachable source," but downright retarded to accept the authority of an unknown source.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-09-21 7:23:18 PM  

#7  Darn, everybody knows that Senor Ugarte has the REAL documents. "Too bad, about those two German couriers, wasn't it?"
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-09-21 7:09:31 PM  

#6  This man is UNIMPEACHABLE!
Posted by: Dan Rather   2004-09-21 7:05:07 PM  

#5  Lucy ... works at a clinic in the Rio Grande Valley. Poor thing. It's probably ANOTHER Lucy? Or is she the Lucy.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-21 6:44:26 PM  

#4  Terry McAuliffe - Is he seeing the same Psychiatrist as Burkett?
Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-21 6:38:18 PM  

#3  More farce. How can anyone take seriously the "news organization" that took this loon seriously?
Posted by: lex   2004-09-21 6:35:23 PM  

#2  Hat Tip Drudge :

It's that VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY* again. Tsk Tsk Tsk...





* (C) Hillary RodHAM, all rights reserved...
Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-21 6:35:18 PM  

#1  So, how soon will Burkett get charged w/the tampering/forging of official military records which is a federal offense IIRC?
Posted by: Jarhead   2004-09-21 6:16:22 PM  

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