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KERRY SAYS THE TAN'S REAL BUT IT'S EASY TO FAKE IT
2004-09-30
Posted by:Barbara Skolaut

#15  If he did try to get a tan naturally, then he got was a very nasty sunburn, because that's what it looks like to me. If it is a sunburn, I can't wait for his skin to start peeling during the debates.
Posted by: Charles   2004-09-30 7:40:45 PM  

#14  Whoa Tom! Half Red half Orange!

Looking like and acting like a Meme.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-09-30 7:26:59 PM  

#13  You da' man, BigEd. :-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-09-30 6:48:48 PM  

#12  
JEN-JESS KHAN


ORANGE?
WHERE'D SOMEBODY GET THE IDEA?

Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-30 6:38:24 PM  

#11  "Orange -- half red and half yellow." -- and the opposite of "True Blue".
Posted by: Steven Den Beste   2004-09-30 5:27:05 PM  

#10  The papers have made much of the Kennedy/Nixon debate with Kennedy's tan. Perhaps the President can use it to his advantage by saying something like "....we are safe from terrorists for now Mr. Kerry - there is no need to go on Orange Alert."
Posted by: Canuck   2004-09-30 4:53:08 PM  

#9  Okay, the tan may not be real, but is it accurate ?
Posted by: Carl in N.H.   2004-09-30 4:49:29 PM  

#8  #7 Tom:
Orange -- half red and half yellow.
You just summed up sKerry PERFECTLY.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-09-30 3:11:07 PM  

#7  This whole color thing is just a metaphor for the Kerry campaign...
Denial of the obvious like a fibbing 3 year old.
Synthetic "healthy glow" -- makes you wonder about their health care plan.
Inept: could have done it in reasonable stages to a reasonable color and gotten away with it.
Confused: was told to get a "plan" for the debates; went out and got a "tan."
Orange -- half red and half yellow. Think about it.
Posted by: Tom   2004-09-30 3:00:44 PM  

#6  If that's Kerry's "real tan" he should seriously consider staying out of the sun for the rest of his natural life.
Posted by: eLarson   2004-09-30 2:48:20 PM  

#5  I actually faced the spray-on tan thingy before I turned my back on it!
Posted by: John F*in Kerry   2004-09-30 1:32:27 PM  

#4  I always turn orange when I tan too!

Not!
Posted by: Leigh   2004-09-30 1:12:45 PM  

#3  savant...rhymes with PISSANT!
Posted by: Anonymous6700   2004-09-30 1:08:37 PM  

#2  How did he do it?

He even turned the tan into a flip-flop.

Give the devil his due. He is a savant at this....
Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-30 1:07:09 PM  

#1  Kerry's pathetic.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-09-30 1:00:36 PM  

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