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| -Short Attention Span Theater- | |
| I think you'd call this a "having a bad day" | |
| 2004-10-04 | |
| Yeeeesh! A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. Wonder if it's the sad "alcohol possibly a factor" story? "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
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| #9 There was once a man named El Bates Who while working out on his skates Fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-10-04 11:55:13 PM |
| #8 well if he thought it was a chicken neck i doubt it was hanging too much |
| Posted by: smokeysinse 2004-10-04 5:06:33 PM |
| #7 Not as tough a day as this guy, Frank. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-10-04 3:14:34 PM |
| #6 And he thought there was a chicken hanging between his legs.... why? |
| Posted by: Throose Ebboose8976 2004-10-04 2:56:27 PM |
| #5 was now out of danger That's not the only thing he is out of. |
| Posted by: Poison Reverse 2004-10-04 2:44:13 PM |
| #4 hmmmm tu - having a tough day with the link, your name thang? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-10-04 2:25:33 PM |
| #3 Um, didn't anyone tell him he's supposed to choke his chicken? |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-10-04 2:16:09 PM |
| #2 Well I saw him go after the chicken... I thought I was eating the chicken's neck... But, no bones, and a little rubbery... I only realized the error after swallowing... -Remorseful Dog |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-10-04 12:38:39 PM |
| #1 An autobobbittation... *SHUDDER* |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2004-10-04 12:17:15 PM |