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Down Under
Gore Lawsuit Challenges Australian Election Results
2004-10-09
Scrappleface Alert!
Just hours after the polls closed across Australia, and Prime Minister John Howard headed for his fourth term, former U.S. Vice President Al Gore filed a lawsuit in international court at the Hague alleging "irregularities" in the balloting. The election was seen by many as a referendum on Australia's participation in Operation Iraqi Freedom and the subsequent efforts to bring democracy to Iraq. Mr. Howard's opponent, Mark Latham, had promised to withdraw Australian troops from the Coalition.

"Somebody was disenfranchised or coerced down under," said Mr. Gore, now an itinerant professor. "John Howard betrayed his country. He played on their fears. There's no way they could have re-elected him legally. We'll fight this result all the way to the U.N. Security Council if need be."

Democrat presidential contender John Forbes Kerry expressed displeasure at the Australian election outcome. "This is the wrong election result, in the wrong place at the wrong time," Mr. Kerry said. "Think of the precedent this sets."
Posted by:Frank G

#10  DD. That is true. Gore closer to Howard Dean maybe even more whako if possible.
Posted by: John QC   2004-10-09 10:27:20 PM  

#9  "Gore is becoming the white folks Jesse Jackson."

But Jesse Jackson's just a hustler and shakedown artist, whereas Al Gore is gonna be led away in a straitjacket someday. We're talking two VERY different things, here.
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-10-09 4:34:00 PM  

#8  Thanks for the Scrappleface notice -- otherwise I've would have thought it was fact.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-10-09 3:15:16 PM  

#7  Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Dan Rather   2004-10-09 2:28:35 PM  

#6  JOC---happened to me once, too. That'll teach yeh, heh heh. Taught me.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-10-09 2:23:04 PM  

#5  LOL. 10/4 that.
Posted by: John (Q. Citizen)   2004-10-09 2:13:03 PM  

#4  JQC - note the Scrappleface Alert - it's Satire
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-09 2:06:35 PM  

#3  Wait, wait, wait a minute. I thought a Rantburg blogger said AlGore had a team of lawyers going to Afghanistan to contest the Presidential election. Australia too. Gore is becoming the white folks Jesse Jackson. Did Jimmy Cracked Carter monitor these two elections for hanging chads? Is Carter still seeking outside monitors to monitor the US election? That's all we need is some clown from "bo fung junction" to monitor our election.
Posted by: John (Q. Citizen)   2004-10-09 1:56:29 PM  

#2  If only the ALP and Gore could have instituted absentee voting down under.
Posted by: ed   2004-10-09 11:48:25 AM  

#1  Warning!! No Life Guard on Duty!!

Jump Al Gore, Jump, just Jump off and die. The world will be a better place.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2004-10-09 11:32:46 AM  

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