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| New Kerry Promise: No Terrorist Attacks Anywhere in the World! | |
| 2004-10-25 | |
 Truth (and I use the term loosely) truly is stranger than fiction:John Kerry claimed Monday that if he's elected president he'll prevent all future terrorist attacks both inside the U.S. and around the world. They're stretching his commnet a bit but only a bit.
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| Posted by:AzCat |
| #9 That's because they won't be "terroris tacts" they'll be "criminal ones" |
| Posted by: Cheaderhead 2004-10-25 11:30:05 PM |
| #8 John Kerry: Peace Through Bullshit Superiority |
| Posted by: Matt 2004-10-25 8:00:43 PM |
| #7 Kerry is working on his |
| Posted by: ed 2004-10-25 7:38:48 PM |
| #6 I heard an extract from one of Kerry's speeches made yesterday, I think, in which he accused Bush of overhyping terrorism in order to make the electorate 'afraid'. Next thing he was talking about was the disappearance of the explosives in Iraq, and raging about how that materiel would be in the hands of terrorists, and used to kill American servicemen and Iraqis. You can't have it both ways, John. Incredible hypocrisy, which would be funny if it wasn't coming from a man who will say absolutely anything in order to snatch the reins of the free world. Kerry has no integrity whatsoever, and no credibility, at least for anyone who isn't entirely credulous, or a cynical fellow-traveller. |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2004-10-25 7:34:55 PM |
| #5 This is NOT Scrappleface? |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2004-10-25 6:56:52 PM |
| #4 Faster then a speeding waffle.... More powerful then a loco - motive Able to flipflop tall issues in a single bound! Its a bird! Its a plane! Its SKERRYMAN! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-10-25 5:54:12 PM |
| #3 Saggitarius! We have arrived! |
| Posted by: half 2004-10-25 4:00:00 PM |
| #2 Oooooh! With power like this (echoing jackal's excellent parody - just need the lamb and the lion laying each other thingy to complete it, heh), I'm thinking this guy is actually Santa Claus. The fat jolly old Elf thing was a ruse to keep us from recognizing the real Santa. He's a tall horse-faced insane person. Who'da thunk it? |
| Posted by: .com 2004-10-25 2:10:01 PM |
| #1 So, the blind shall see, the lame shall walk, and the terrorists shall make peace with the infidel. And remember, only if they are elected will there be no domestic disturbances. |
| Posted by: jackal 2004-10-25 2:04:47 PM |