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| Israel-Palestine |
| Wife rushes to Arafat's bedside |
| 2004-10-27 |
| AILING Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's wife, Suha, is expected to rush to his bedside in the West Bank town of Ramallah today, Israeli public radio reported. It said Suha Arafat, who lives in Paris, was to cross into the West Bank from Jordan over the Allenby Bridge on the Jordan River. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #17 I hope he holds on until Oct. 31. Then we can name a holiday after him and hand out candy to children every year after that, we shall call it halloween, Ding Dong the bitch is dead. |
| Posted by: david 2004-10-27 11:14:00 PM |
| #16 Mike...lol! |
| Posted by: Elmoling Elminelet3176 2004-10-27 11:11:55 PM |
| #15 First thing Suha asked for was a facemask. Second was a disinfectant spray after. |
| Posted by: Brett_the_Quarkian 2004-10-27 10:51:57 PM |
| #14 "How is he, Suha?" "He's still breathing." "You need to hold the pillow down more firmly, dear." |
| Posted by: Mike 2004-10-27 10:48:26 PM |
| #13 2b LOL |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-10-27 10:46:46 PM |
| #12 Suha: "Yassy, honey, what's the bank account password?" Yasser: "Suuuhaaa...come closer... mumble" Suha: "Yasser, please, gather your strength, you must tell me the password" Yasser: "Rosebud" Suha: "Rosebird?" Yasser: "mumbles....dies" Suha: "NOoooooooooooo!" |
| Posted by: 2b 2004-10-27 10:11:20 PM |
| #11 Cue the tune from "Jeopardy". |
| Posted by: Matt 2004-10-27 9:37:40 PM |
| #10 She needs to ask for the bank account numbers before he croaks. |
| Posted by: Laurence of the Rats 2004-10-27 9:28:14 PM |
| #9 Forgot about him Mucky. Yeah, That's the set of humanity harmed. Then there's everyone else who will benefit. Faster, please. |
| Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-10-27 8:56:08 PM |
| #8 him wife gold-digger, mucky |
| Posted by: Tom 2004-10-27 8:53:38 PM |
| #7 him wife accountant |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-10-27 8:50:00 PM |
| #6  hmmmm. this in not portend well ima thinker. For anyone beside Yasser? |
| Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-10-27 8:34:45 PM |
| #5 **in best Hymnal bass voice** She gonna cross the River Jordan.... |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-10-27 8:28:28 PM |
| #4 hmmmm. this in not portend well ima thinker. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-10-27 8:25:47 PM |
| #3 Given the vast distance that separated them, she musta been great at phonesex or he had an enormously long member... |
| Posted by: borgboy 2004-10-27 8:24:50 PM |
| #2 Poor shopping prospects methinks. "How ya gonna keep'em down in the Gaza, after they seen Pareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...." |
| Posted by: borgboy 2004-10-27 8:23:20 PM |
| #1 Methinks this is very good news. Well, not for his prospects, of course. |
| Posted by: Beau 2004-10-27 8:17:19 PM |