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| 2004-11-01 |
| Ten reasons I'm not voting for you, Mr. George W. Bush. 10. Do you really think it's a good idea to be Hitler, George? Hitler killed millions of people and his approval ratings are in the toilet. Why can't you be somebody people like? Regis, maybe, or the Prophet Mohammed. Anybody but Hitler! Being Hitler = BAD IDEA. 9. Two words: You. Are. Dumb. 8. When Karl Rove used the remote-control device implanted in your upper back to force you to murder Iraqi babies and American soldiers for oil and/or no reason because Saddam was mean to your dad, plus what about the WMDs you lost after you lied about them even being there in the first place, and then Rove tried to make everybody think your Thanksgiving turkey wasn't plastic by planting fake documents about your military service and forcing Dan Rather to say "Sorry, I guess" on national TV, did you really think we wouldn't figure it out? 7. People might make fun of me. Maybe you're used to it by now, but I'm not. 6. I mean, black hoods? Fa-shion dis-a-a-a-ster. Wasn't Abu Ghraib dreary enough already? (More like Abu Drab!) I would have started a riot--a laugh riot. While pointing at you! 5. How dare you taunt a dying Christopher Reeve with a big brown bottle of stem cells? The man was on his deathbed, you sick monster. Why did you have to hold the spoon right in front of his lips? "C'mon, Chrissy, it's right here. You can do it, bwah! Just another coupla inches. Oooh, yer close. Close!" Shame on you, Dubya. 4. I can't really think of anything for item No. 4, and for that I blame you. (Also the Jews.) 3. Where's Osama? C'mon, Shrub, we all know you've got him in some secret Ashcroft prison and he's running around loose in the world, plus also besides which everybody just saw him live on tape giving the dramatic reading of "Fahrenheit 9/11" that the Halliburton PR department wrote for him to swing the election your way. Well??? 2. The Internet. 1. I can no longer afford the premiums on my falling-sky insurance. Adios, chimp! Mr. Treacher writes at JimTreacher.com. Editor's note: This is a satire of the Angry Left. Please do not take it seriously. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #3 Yada Yada Yada. The tirade and littany goes on and on and on. Adios lib democrap. |
| Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2004-11-01 7:28:58 PM |
| #2 Sadly, I actually hear these arguments from my ABB "friends". Well.. I haven't hear the Fashion Disaster argument. Maybe I just don't hang with the right people. |
| Posted by: 2b 2004-11-01 11:32:37 AM |
| #1 That "editor's note" has been added since last night. Poor WSJ! I figure they tried to add a little humor to their coverage, and their stuffed shirt readers didn't get the joke. Treacher wrote that on Oct. 25, and it's been bouncing around the blogosphere ever since. I assume the WSJ paid him for it. He's an inspiration to bloggers everywhere: write some crap, get the MSM to pick it up, get paid. Ahhhh... |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2004-11-01 11:27:20 AM |