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Iraq-Jordan
Fallujah Mujahideen Say Everything Going According to Their Plan
2004-11-09
From Jihad Unspun
In news reports in throughout Tuesday and late Tuesday evening, JUS [Jihad Unspun] sources report that so far everything is going easy for the Fallujah's Mujahideen and Tuesday went according to plan as the battle for the Sunni heartland went into its second day.

Early Tuesday, the first wave of approximately 3000 occupation troops, made their way through four entry points in the outlying neighborhoods of ash-Shahadah, al-Jowlan, Jabeel and al-Askari. The front line troops are made up of mostly "Allawi" army and troops advanced under the cover of US bombers. Meanwhile, the Mujahideen kept to their battle plan by staying fluid and drawing forces towards the centre of the city. Taking to the rooftops of buildings and firing automatic rifles; RPG's and anti Tanks rockets, the Mujahideen worked in small mobile units Tuesday, that allowed them to regroup quickly to engage from different positions. US snipers took to rooftops, in an effort to make it diffcult for Mujahideen to move on the ground. Contrary to mainstream news reports, Fallujah Mujahideen say that occupation forces have not reached central Fallujah.

Small exchanges of gunfire were pretty much the order of the day, with each side engaging the other in an effort to pick off their opponents. As of early Wednesday morning, American sources are reporting 15 Mujahideen killed and the Mujahideen sources are reporting 50 Americans killed.

The battle strategy the Mujahideen are engaging is to draw as many occupation forces into the centre of the city. As occupation forces advance further in, more troops will move forward until there is a high concentration in the city centre, with nowhere to go. Our sources tell us that hundreds of car bombs, house bombs and IED's have been prepared to unleash on the advancing forces once they are concentrated within the confines of Fallujah central. There are reports that vehicles are being purchased throughout Iraq at high prices that will be used to form a rear line to come in behind US postions once the battle in the city centre is underway. Sources close to the Mujahideen say the fireworks are expected to begin around Eid. This parallels the statement "there will be victory in coming days" issued by Tawheed wal Jihad on Monday.

While US troops were still trying to get their bearings inside unfamiliar territory fighting an urban, innovative enemy that is causing them a great deal of frustration, Tuesday came and went. This style of warfare is not one the US excels at but it is exactly the jihad envisioned by the Mujahideen. In the latest report in, sources say that the Mujahideen remain in high spirits, with their plans are proceeding on point.
Posted by:Mike Sylwester

#4  I guess it's time for the pop culture quotes...

"Everything that has transpired has been according to my design."

-or-...

"But sir, I have a cunning plan..."
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2004-11-10 12:00:17 AM  

#3  Sock and SOG, the title of the article is correct. Their plan is for a humiliating defeat at the hands of the American forces so they can seethe more.
Posted by: Ol_Dirty_American   2004-11-09 11:58:02 PM  

#2  BWAHAHAHHAHA,
Nearly spun as well the New York Times.

Public service announcement to the uninformed:

We are kicking their butts.

Posted by: SOG475   2004-11-09 11:50:48 PM  

#1  These clowns must use Crack as suppositories.

There are reports that vehicles are being purchased throughout Iraq at high prices that will be used to form a rear line to come in behind US postions once the battle in the city centre is underway.

The place is surrounded you ain't bringing squat. Youh had better bring a funeral shroud with you if you plan on it. No one is getting in or out.

What a bunch of morons.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-11-09 11:49:19 PM  

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