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Liza Minnelli Accused of Sexual Harassment
2004-11-11
The former bodyguard and chauffeur to Liza Minnelli (news) accuses the singer of forcing him to have sex with her and is seeking more than $100 million in damages, according to court papers unsealed on Wednesday.
Uhhh... I'd like to spend an evening with her next, okay?
According to a six-page complaint filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, M'hammed Soumayah said that "without his consent," he was forced to have sexual relations with Minnelli.
I've always found that on those occasions where I'm not interested performance is less than whatcha might call satisfactory...
He said he finally succumbed to her advances after many repeated attempts and has evidence of a relationship. But he offered no details in his complaint. Her affidavit did not address the allegations made by Soumayah about being forced to have sexual relations with her. Soumayah was hired by Minnelli in 1994 as her personal bodyguard and assistant and was paid an annual salary of $238,000.
That's some fairly expensive muscle, isn't it? Not that I've hired any lately...
Soumayah wants $50 million from Minnelli for her "intentional assault and battery," another $50 million for sexual harassment and $89,000 in back wages.
Posted by:Mark Espinola

#15  Geeze! That Michael Jackson image still gives me the creeps. It feels like a Night of the Living Dead moment or something.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-11-11 6:40:10 PM  

#14  ROFL, gromky!!! Kickass photo and caption - still laughing! *kudos*
Posted by: .com   2004-11-11 4:28:32 PM  

#13  This is exactly why we're fighting the War on Terror!
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-11-11 4:20:44 PM  

#12  lol don't insult the Adams' lol
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-11-11 3:49:19 PM  

#11  Adams Family looks better than that photo.
Posted by: leo88   2004-11-11 12:58:23 PM  

#10  I don't know how many times I've seen that picture, but it still makes me laugh.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-11-11 12:57:22 PM  

#9  Hey, fag hags need love too...
Posted by: tu3031   2004-11-11 12:40:03 PM  

#8  
forcing him to have sex with her
What a steaming load of horse crap.

She's what, 5 feet tall? If he's a professional (and I use the term loosely) bodyguard, he's a good deal larger.

Yet he says she forced him to have sex with her? How? Did she use a gun? A knife? Even if she had, he's so much bigger he should have been able to disarm her. I could disarm her.

If your boss hits on you, and you don't want to be hit on, say no. If it persists, GET ANOTHER JOB. (AFAIK, labor laws don't apply here.)

What a money-grubbing weenie. A real man would have kept his weenie in his pants and MOVED ON.

Loser.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-11-11 12:37:10 PM  

#7  We've determined what you are. We're just negotiating the price.
Posted by: Don   2004-11-11 11:09:40 AM  

#6  $238,000/y !!!Good God were can I get a gig like that.$238,000 and this guys complaing cause he had to give-up a little,talk about greed.Sheeeesh!

Posted by: raptor   2004-11-11 8:51:39 AM  

#5  Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick!
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-11-11 8:17:42 AM  

#4  The original Munsters can't be improved on. Don't even try, people!
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-11-11 7:37:22 AM  

#3  

Yikes! Looks like a claymation experiment gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: gromky   2004-11-11 6:47:28 AM  

#2  Suggestion to Liza: Next time, leave a $20 on the nightstand.
Posted by: badanov   2004-11-11 6:07:23 AM  

#1  "intentional assault and battery,"

who is who's bodyguard again !?
Posted by: MacNails   2004-11-11 6:02:32 AM  

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