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Israel-Palestine
Mid-level official to attend Arafat funeral for U.S.
2004-11-12
Posted by:Fred

#11  Hiya! Tommy Flanagan...ummmmmm.... President. Yeah, that's it! Of the United States...that's the ticket! May I present my..wife...Morgan Fairchild! It's great to be here in Ramalammadingdong!
Who's the dead guy?
Posted by: Tommy Flanagan   2004-11-12 10:24:05 AM  

#10  Can't we just send his lover, Jimmuh al-Carter? One-way, of course.
Posted by: BH   2004-11-12 10:07:06 AM  

#9  Watching yesterday's Hamas march,all of them armed,seemed like a good time for a few straffing runs.I was wondering if Suhieee was going to attend,after all her period of morning ended when she got her first 22 mill check.
Posted by: raptor   2004-11-12 8:21:01 AM  

#8  
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-11-12 4:48:21 AM  

#7  Spot-on, TGA.

Hmmmm. On second thought, perhaps we should send that contingent of mid-level State staffers who are self-righteous political partisan poofs that entered service during Camelot II (lol - the Clintoon era), are convinced their shit doesn't stink, and are utterly determined to sabotage the Foreign Policy of President Bush. They would not be missed should something untoward occur during the festivities. Not that we know of any such plot! Heaven forbid! *wink wink nudge nudge*

Would it be uncouth to ululate during the program?
Posted by: .com   2004-11-12 4:06:04 AM  

#6  I know at least one reason why nobody from State should attend.
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-11-12 3:43:36 AM  

#5  Wouldn't every terrorist on Israel's hit list show up at this funeral?

That's more or less what I was thinking.
Posted by: AzCat   2004-11-12 2:00:46 AM  

#4  Wouldn't every terrorist on Israel's hit list show up at this funeral? Sounds to me like the perfect place for a nice alpha strike by the entire Israeli air force.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2004-11-12 12:38:01 AM  

#3  We should probably let the State Department pukes do that. After all, condolences really should be sincerely expressed.
Posted by: AzCat   2004-11-12 12:20:48 AM  

#2  LOL! Perfect Az! They can still chalk little special love messages and greeting on the ordnance, right?
Posted by: .com   2004-11-12 12:13:36 AM  

#1  I vote we just send a gunship.
Posted by: AzCat   2004-11-12 12:10:44 AM  

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