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Fifth Column
Gunga Dan scrambles to confirm story of his own resignation
2004-11-24
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(2004-11-23) -- Veteran CBS News anchor Dan Rather this afternoon said he was "scrambling like a gila monster on hot sand" to verify allegations that he will step down from his role on the CBS Evening News in March 2005.

"If this is true, I want to break this story," said Mr. Rather as he rushed from his office to track down a hot tip on the story. "I received a fax from a Kinko's in Texas indicating that I'm relinquishing the anchor desk, but we need to run this past several handwriting experts and get it fully vetted before we break into programming with the announcement."
Posted by:Korora (abu Oh look! A red-bellied woodpecker!)

#1  Houston is waiting Dan! "Less we forget"!
Posted by: smn   2004-11-24 12:43:32 AM  

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