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Home Front: Politix

Florida PEST victims Meet for Therapy

2004-12-03

I had a very hard time believing that this was not a hoax, but it checks out: The paper is legitimate and ran this on their front page, Sean Salai is a real reporter, the moonbat therapist Sheila Cooperman is a genuine psy-quack with an extensive public record, and AHA Director Gordon is discussing this on the Hannity show this afternoon (4PM EST).
Florida Kerry supporters meet for group therapy
by Sean Salai
Twenty John Kerry supporters met for their first group therapy session in South Florida Thursday, screaming epithets at President Bush as they shared their emotions with licensed mental health counselors. The first of several free noontime therapy sessions at the American Health Association in Boca Raton was designed to treat what mental health counselors have dubbed Post Election Selection Trauma (PEST).

So what're they doing different?

"If I had a cardboard cutout of President Bush, and these people wanted to throw darts at it, I would let them do it," Robert J. Gordon, AHA executive director, told the Boca News after the session. "It's no joke. People with PEST were traumatized by the election. If you even mention religion, their faces turn blister-red as they shout at Bush."

Sean Hannity had one of those licensed psychologists on this afternoon as I was driving home from work. I switched stations. I don't have time for that silliness.

Although the meeting was closed to the press, AHA therapists obtained permission from participants to provide an anonymous transcript to the Boca Raton News.

"I'm scared," said one man. "Democracy is at stake and nobody is rising to protest this president."

"I want to be a patriot, but it's impossible to be a patriot in an immoral war," said another participant, a woman. "Bush is breaking up marriages and dividing families by keeping our troops in Iraq."

Gordon said the participants also granted reluctant permission to open up next Thursday's meeting to the general press.

Can I get a press pass? I've got some fruit that's been in the fridge too long.

Reporters will be forbidden from taking photographs or using the real names of patients. "The media outlets, especially Rush Limbaugh and his ilk on talk radio, scare our patients to death," said Gordon, facilitator for the meetings. "More than anything else, people with PEST tremble physically."
Limbaugh scares this mostly Jewish crowd? How do they feel about, say, Zarqawi?
Gordon said the Kerry supporters in therapy are predominantly Jewish and older than 50. Most are registered independents and all live in Palm Beach County. "We mostly let them vent during the first session," Gordon said. "By the third session, we'll be doing some meditation exercises to aid some of their symptoms. We may use visualization and some techniques designed for bipolar disease and other mental disorders. That might help them adjust to reality."
So might a swift kick in the arse.
According to AHA officials, symptoms of PEST are similar to post-traumatic stress disorder. They include nightmares, sleeplessness, hostility, listlessness, and emotional outbursts including threats to leave the country. "There's an overall sense of emotional helplessness and abandonment," said Sheila Cooperman, a licensed AHA psychotherapist from Delray Beach. "In psychology, we call it 'learned helplessness.' After you zap a caged dog twice, he stops moving because he knows there is no place to go. That's what happened with these Kerry voters. They've been zapped so many times that they're on the verge of giving up on politics."
Just how many caged dogs has this evil moonbat zapped anyway?
Cooperman, also a practicing psychic, added, "One person today said he thinks the country is now run by fascists.
The MSM?

Since he's psychic, he prob'ly knew that before the guy walked in.

Another felt personally threatened by the president's love for big business. Many believe Bush is going to draft their grandchildren.
Can't tell the difference between Charlie Rangel and Dubya? Racists!

Charlie's the fat one...

The anxiety may not affect them every day, but it affects their energy level." An additional 30 people are signed up for two other AHA election support groups, which will meet for the remainder of the year and possibly beyond. Gordon said his patients' emotional problems typically started with the "hanging chad" debacle of 2000. "First, they need to realize they're not going to overturn the 2004 election," Gordon said. "They have to live with it. The problem is they have no faith because they think the religious right has hijacked the political system. We try to tell them there is still an election in 2008. You can't just give up and be apathetic."
Sure you can, you'll feel much better.

I'm feeling very apathetic about this whole thing...

The AHA, using a holistic approach to health that has been mocked as new age voodoo by some national talk show hosts, has stressed to patients that their post-election emotions are normal and deserve to be taken seriously.
Actually, it's the traditional Afro-Caribbean practice of Voodoo that is demeaned by this comparison.
"These people talk about the 2000 election being stolen," Gordon said. "They talk about Theresa LePore and the Ohio recount. They feel it's the 'Right House,' not the White House. They feel the world is not safe with George W. Bush as president. They spewed out a lot of anger. They are angry at the Democratic Party for being aimless and leaderless.
A broken clock....
They have a right to these feelings." The Boca Raton News first reported on Nov. 9 that depressed Florida Kerry supporters were seeking trauma therapy in the wake of the Nov. 2 presidential election. One Boca psychologist alone, Douglas Schooler, eventually treated 20 Kerry voters with intense hypnotherapy for a sliding fee. The trauma specialist, whose bills were covered by clients' insurance companies, was later accused by some colleagues of unethically "cashing in" on the misery of Kerry voters. In interviews with the Boca News, Schooler said many of the Kerry supporters had visited him for severe mental problems prior to the election.

Y'mean they were nuts before they walked into the voting booth? Where's the story in all this?

Unlike Schooler, the AHA is a registered Florida non-profit and its therapists do not charge for sessions. Conservative talk show hosts Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh recently offered their own "free therapy," irking the AHA counselors.

Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#7 Dave D---ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-12-03 11:56:28 PM

#6 What units is the meter calibrated in? Microgiveashits?

Posted by: Dave D. 2004-12-03 10:15:58 PM

#5 Aw, who cares about the Apathy meter?...

(That's a joke, son)

Posted by: mojo 2004-12-03 9:13:01 PM

#4 I believe the technical term for this is Kvetching

Posted by: Frank G 2004-12-03 9:01:42 PM

#3 The ACME deluxe apathy meter registers moderate apathy. That's a good one, Fred.

If you really want to give these loony people a righteous cerebral aneurism around the Circle of Willis, pipe in a broadcast of Michael Savage.

Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-12-03 8:56:56 PM

#2 There is a nascent trend among the global LLL to have opposing positions declared a menace to public health. Laughable though it is now, this PEST epidemic would seem to be part of that trend.
Another example would be the bogus Lancet study that sought to characterize US policy as a public health hazard.
This new strategy follows the partial failure of an earlier LLL campaign, the attempt to criminalize opposition expression as "hate speech."
The new age quack industry, so-called non-traditional or alternate health care, would seem to be a fertile field for LLL recruitment and activism, supplying a large and pre-mobilized body of adherents who are characteristically fantasy prone and naturally disposed toward conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-12-03 5:55:43 PM

#1 "Gordon said the Kerry supporters in therapy are predominantly Jewish and
older than 50."

It's the Boca UJA!

If it was some other group, I would be surprised. But I imagine these people get together regularly just to complain about something. The Weather, the Stock Market, In-laws, etc... This week happens to be the Post Election bitching week. Next week it will be the loneliness they feel during the holiday season.

Relax! Enjoy life!

Posted by: Penguin 2004-12-03 5:11:19 PM

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