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-Short Attention Span Theater-
UK Coast Guard to the rescue
2004-12-07
Coastguards rushed to save a parachutist who ditched in the sea only to find they were rescuing an Action Man toy.

Passers-by raised the alarm after seeing a silhouetted figure hit the water off Hastings, East Sussex, at around 3.40pm. The Hastings lifeboat was launched, and began a hunt more than a quarter mile out at sea. However, when the coastguard crew finally tracked down the parachutist it turned out to be the popular plastic hero toy. A spokesman said: "We located Action Man just after teatime. It looks like a kid tied him to some helium balloons and set him loose. He must have gone up pretty high, because it came down from above the clouds, and appeared very much like a man in a parachute crash-landing. Now we just have to find the kid who is missing his favourite toy," the spokesman added.
Posted by:Seafarious

#6  We located Action Man just after teatime.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!Imagine being interviewed by the BBC and trying to keep a steady voice and a straight face!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-12-07 11:07:11 PM  

#5  Should have sent in Force Recon to get some.
Posted by: Dragon Fly   2004-12-07 11:45:21 AM  

#4  am sure he was on a covert ops mission , Shipman . Just got blown off course from the LZ .
Posted by: MacNails   2004-12-07 8:47:17 AM  

#3  "His girlfriend, Barbie, could not be reached for comment."
Posted by: Steve   2004-12-07 8:14:06 AM  

#2  I worry that action man will have to face questioning under the magnifying lens of death for deserting his post.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-07 8:13:41 AM  

#1  LOL , sheer class .
A spokesman said: "We located Action Man just after teatime."
Posted by: MacNails   2004-12-07 8:04:50 AM  

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