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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Fugitive bulls skirt seductive French heifers
2004-12-16
An attempt by French officials to tempt a group of 50 runaway bulls back to their pasture near Marseille by using heifers in heat has proven unsuccessful - because most of the fugitive bovines are castrated.
Bwahahaha!
The wild bunch of bulls wandered away from their enclosure near the village of Saint Remy de Provence December 7 and have resisted efforts to tempt them back. On Tuesday, local authorities fearing for the animals' safety and that of residents and tourists introduced the females into the grazing land, saying they would be the "ultimate weapon" to lure the vagrant bovines back. But Wednesday, the village's mayor, Lucien Palix, admitted that the bulls had not heeded the call to their baser nature, probably because 45 of them had been castrated.
A reflection on the general state of affairs in France.
He added that the hopeful heifers would remain in place for another few nights for lack of another plan.
Posted by:Steve

#4  Yup. Steers it is.

"We recently polled our audience - and if you've ever been on a cattle ranch, you know just how painful that can be..."
-- Dave Letterman
Posted by: mojo   2004-12-16 3:46:13 PM  

#3  Its my understanding that castrated cattle are not 'bulls' but 'steers'.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-12-16 3:34:15 PM  

#2  Bush should send a delegation of Texas cowboys to France. It would be a good gesture and prove to the Europeans his dedication to improving relations. Hell you have to be kidding, The Frenchies can screw anything up.
Posted by: tex   2004-12-16 1:21:46 PM  

#1  Only the French would lure castrated bulls that way.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-12-16 1:14:02 PM  

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