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Rover Being Cleaned by Mars Mystery Cleaner
2004-12-23
Something strange is happening on Mars. It seems something or someone is cleaning the windows on one of two rovers probing the surface of the red planet. The rovers are proving to be quite the machines. NASA expected they would last only 90 days when they hit the surface of Mars. But now, after a year, they're still going strong. The rovers are not only still scooting all over the place, but one of them is getting some special attention from something there on the red planet. So what's going on? The rover collects a lot of the red Martian dust on its solar panels, enough so it actually starts to lose energy. But then, suddenly, something comes along to clean them off. What was it?
Squeegee wielding homeless Martians is my guess.
Internet sites have been buzzing with the mystery. Duke Johnson, Clark Planetarium: "There were lots of explanations floating around out there, lots of jokes that I saw from little Martians out doing a good cleaning job on these things, to people writing things on the solar panels, and things like that." Of course, as much as we would like to hold on to that Mars mystique, Clark Planetarium's Duke Johnson says JPL has a more practical theory. Duke Johnson: "From what I've been able to tell from talking to some of the scientists there, they've really not got a concrete explanation for what's happened. Their best guess though, sometimes the wind blows just right across the rover and then it's able to remove some of the dust." If it is the wind, it routinely cleans the panels, boosting Opportunity's power output close to its maximum 900 watt-hours per day.
Posted by:Steve

#10  Hmmmm....

Hospitality to strangers, manual labor, concern for cleanliness...

I don't know who's wielding the squeegee, but they're obviously not French.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-12-23 11:57:36 PM  

#9  Everyone knows the aliens who built the Pyramids left maintainence robots on Mars to look after the Great Face. They are simply following programming and cleaning our rover in mistaken belief it's one of theirs.
Posted by: Mr. Tin Foil   2004-12-23 10:53:58 PM  

#8  "Someone"?

Well, obviously it's Marvin Martian. Just ask Bugs.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-12-23 8:06:13 PM  

#7  That's neat Bomb-a-rama!
Although I've never seen that episode; I'll have to stay on the lookout for it, one late night if it comes on again!
Posted by: smn   2004-12-23 7:19:09 PM  

#6  'Rain' could be any liquid other than H2O, even plasma.

Uh oh. Maybe we shouldn't send any people there, lest they get "rained on" and develop huge bug eyes like that old Outer Limits episode....
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-12-23 6:26:24 PM  

#5  Come on people;
NASA just wants to spur public interest in the program! The truth...either the wind or rain is causing the 'cleaning'. Remember the wind can be any type of dust or sand element! 'Rain' could be any liquid other than H2O, even plasma.

Accept the fact that we're alone in the Universe!
Posted by: smn   2004-12-23 5:08:00 PM  

#4  Mars bars.
Posted by: ed   2004-12-23 4:35:47 PM  

#3  What do you tip a squeegee-wielding homeless Martian?
Posted by: Spot   2004-12-23 4:34:04 PM  

#2  Maybe it is the Beagle playing the part of UK "poodle" to the US Rover. Licking its windows you could say.
Posted by: Debbie   2004-12-23 3:59:00 PM  

#1  It seems something or someone is cleaning the windows on one of two rovers probing the surface of the red planet.

A big green blob with three eyes and drool oozing out of its mouth armed with a squeegee.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-12-23 3:50:38 PM  

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