And here it is, the 2004 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results are in. Go ye forth and feast upon the badness. See English slaughtered, defiled, degraded, besotted, and berotted. It will probably remind you of something, many somethings, in fact, foisted upon innocent eyes every day in an un-named interactive newspaper thingy... but don't say, er, type it! Still your hand. Be snide in knowing that your posts don't suck, most of the time. Be gracious and forgiving to those of lesser intellect and insight. Be cool. Even whilst whacking a troll, add an "LOL" or two to soften the blows. Be gentle telling Gentle she's a total 'tard. Be above the fray. If you can't manage that, then be mega-brutal and dispatch them quickly with a smackdown so righteous it will sear their eyes from their sockets. Be a verbose buffoon, but a classy one. Be filled with the spirit of Edward George Bulwer-Lytton... you will never be the same - because all your friends will make fun of you. But then you probably deserve it for showing them what you wrote.
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