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North Korea Sez Long Hair Steals Brain Energy |
2005-01-11 |
Hmm....guess L'il Kimmie's a bit tetchy about his thinning hair? STALINIST North Korea has stepped up its campaign against long hair and untidy attire which its media says represents a "corrupt capitalist" lifestyle, reports said. ![]() North Korean state television, radio and newspapers have led the grooming drive, urging people to cut their hair short and to dress tidily, the BBC said in a dispatch citing broadcasts from Pyongyang. Men were asked to have crew cuts with hair growing up to five centimetres in a twice-a-month visit to the barber, it said. Not only health and hygiene but also intelligence was cited by the North Korean media as reasons for the crackdown on appearance. Pyongyang television noted long hair "consumes a great deal of The ruling communist party newspaper, Rodong Sinmun, even warned inappropriate appearance under foreign influence could lead to national decay. "People who wear other's style of dress and live in other's style will become fools and that nation will come to ruin," Rodong was cited as saying. |
Posted by:Desert Blondie |
#13 Maybe they have a head lice problem over there. |
Posted by: Penguin 2005-01-11 8:31:12 PM |
#12 Help! My machine has been taken over by Rantburg. Am somewhere in the Twilight Zone. |
Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2005-01-11 6:43:23 PM |
#11 LOL Dar! |
Posted by: Shipman 2005-01-11 3:53:27 PM |
#10 Long hair and capitalism go together? Geez-with all the flat-tops, buzz cuts and shear jobs around me in my capitalist work environment, I can only assume the short hair proves I've been working for a communist-run company! |
Posted by: Jules 187 2005-01-11 3:26:40 PM |
#9 I guess the erstwhile Dear Leader is living proof of the proposition that long hair steals brain energy, just enough left for his brain stem (lizard brain) to function. |
Posted by: RWV 2005-01-11 3:18:16 PM |
#8 Sorry, #7 is me. Hair is edible, just not digestable. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2005-01-11 3:14:24 PM |
#7 Well, I'm bald. If I ever have to wear a hairpiece there will be hell toupee! |
Posted by: Marvin the Martian 2005-01-11 3:12:28 PM |
#6 No, hair is not edible. |
Posted by: Steve from Relto 2005-01-11 3:11:10 PM |
#5 I guess hair must not be very edible, or they'd be encouraging it. Just think of all those potential "mullet farmers" out there! |
Posted by: Dar 2005-01-11 3:07:17 PM |
#4 This dictum is being referred to as "Hair Apparent" |
Posted by: Captain America 2005-01-11 1:58:23 PM |
#3 This is seriously jacked. Though I wonder if it is to let the Chinese more easily spot escapees so they can return them to the Hell Kingdom. |
Posted by: Laurence of the Rats 2005-01-11 11:47:21 AM |
#2 Loon graphic, Fred? I swear, Kim Jong Ill is going totally insane. |
Posted by: Steve from Relto 2005-01-11 11:34:50 AM |
#1 Well, I guess that would explain my grades in college... |
Posted by: Jonathan 2005-01-11 11:23:50 AM |