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Judge's Career Ended by Claims of On-Bench Masturbation |
2005-02-11 |
Via Daimnation: Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted that some jurors thought he was playing a handheld video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench. The explanation, investigators say, is even stranger than some imagined: The judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials..... **SNIP** |
Posted by:anonymous2u |
#3 There's a rock song that makes me think of this phrase: I guess the judge wanted to run his rulings up the flagpole. * ducks * |
Posted by: badanov 2005-02-11 8:06:42 PM |
#2 the Gavel kept slipping out of his grip as well.... |
Posted by: Frank G 2005-02-11 8:02:08 PM |
#1 So that's why they wear those robes. |
Posted by: raptor 2005-02-11 7:54:14 PM |