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| Auspicious Holiday for Progressive Humankind |
| 2005-02-14 |
| And I didn't even send a card. Happy Birthday, you lunatic dwarf. Let's hope it's your last... Pyongyang, February 14 (KCNA) -- The birthday of leader Kim Jong Il (February 16) is being celebrated as an auspicious holiday for the progressive people all over the world. Preparatory committees for celebrating February 16 have been formed in scores of countries including Russia, Mongolia, Nepal, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Syria, Guinea, Ecuador, Romania, India, Thailand, Czech Republic, Cambodia, Poland, Egypt and France. They have held meetings, film shows, lectures and other events in celebration of the holiday. I guess people all over the world have lots and lots of time on their hands. Under the sponsorship of the preparatory committees for meetings of lauding the greatness of leader Kim Jong Il, gatherings have taken place in many countries. Mass media of many countries print portraits of Kim Jong Il and photographs showing his revolutionary activities, along with special write-ups introducing his immortal exploits performed for the Korean revolution and the independence of humankind. Ah, yes. The "immortal exploits". The participants in the celebration events praise him, who guides the global cause of independence with Songun politics, as the lodestar of the 21st century, a great master of leadership, a great thinker and theoretician and a prominent political veteran of the world. The chairman of the Youth Group for the Study of Juche Idea of Democratic Congo at a round-table talk extended warmest congratulations to Kim Jong Il on his birthday and said his birthday is the most auspicious holiday of not only the Korean people but also the world progressive people. The Russian Social Committee for Celebrating the Birthday of Comrade Kim Jong Il was formed in Moscow on January 20 with famous political and public figures. It, in a statement, noted that Kim Jong Il has earned a high reputation as a world-famous genius, excellent strategist and brilliant commander and as the great leader of the heroic people who is successfully carrying into practice his far-sighted plan for building a great prosperous powerful socialist nation on the beautiful land of Korea. Would it be even more beautiful as a land of glowing green glass? |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #9 The progressive people of Berkley will celebrate by not eating cake. |
| Posted by: ed 2005-02-14 3:21:52 PM |
| #8 But I really really want to be, it's just a missing gene thingy, I'd guess, heh. I felt really really bad after a rumble, once. I cut this guy for a solid 8 inches. Felt really bad cuz I just knew it caused his insurance rates to go up. I kept the gun he intended to shoot me with, too. heh. But yeah, I felt pretty bad. Does that count any? Lol! |
| Posted by: .com 2005-02-14 3:16:33 PM |
| #7 |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2005-02-14 3:12:28 PM |
| #6 You are not a romantic, .com! |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2005-02-14 3:08:59 PM |
| #5 Mmmm. I see lots of tree bark varieties! |
| Posted by: .com 2005-02-14 3:06:57 PM |
#4 The country seems to be beautiful though... |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2005-02-14 3:05:25 PM |
| #3 Ooooh! Aaaah! 9.8! Especially loved the "immortal exploits" and the "lodestar of the 21st century". Obligatory Songun and Juche requirements met. "France" last on the list -- I always like to see France at the end on the line. And I'm sure that the chairman of the Youth Group for the Study of Juche Idea of Democratic Congo pretty much speaks for all of us. Calling him a "lunatic dwarf" is an insult to both the Moon and the "little people". Unhappy birthday, you little dung pile! |
| Posted by: Tom 2005-02-14 2:37:07 PM |
| #2 You know, if all these international Kim-lovers were to suddenly go up in smoke the world's overall IQ would probably go up by several points. |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2005-02-14 2:28:46 PM |
| #1 OMG....can you imagine the culture shock those poor folks are in for when this wall comes down and they find out that their Kimmie-poo doesn't have the world fawning over him? I'm sure SOME reality sneaks in, but, it can't begin to penetrate this, can it? |
| Posted by: AlanC 2005-02-14 2:17:41 PM |