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N. Korea Forced to Marks Kimmie's 63rd Birthday
2005-02-16
North Korea marked the 63rd birthday of its "dear leader" Kim Jong Il on Wednesday with feasts of pheasant and venison for the capital's elite amid heightened tension on the Korean peninsula after the communist state declared it had nuclear weapons and would boycott disarmament talks.
The rest of the peasants had an extra half-cup of grass soup for dinner.
Kim's birthday is a national holiday in the communist state, and festivities for residents of Pyongyang — the chosen elite allowed to live there only by being approved as loyal citizens to the regime — also were to include performances by circus and theater troupes, the North's state-run TV reported Tuesday evening, monitored by South Korea's Yonhap news agency.
Troupes au vin?
North Korean officials heralded Kim's birthday with more defiant rhetoric at a meeting Tuesday of top communist party members and military officers. "If the U.S. recklessly opts for a war of aggression despite the repeated warning of the (North), our army and people will mobilize all potentials ... and deal merciless crushing blows at the aggressors and achieve a final victory in the confrontation with the U.S.," said Choe Thae Bok, a secretary of the Workers' Party Central Committee, according to the North's official Korean Central News Agency.
Not bad, we got a reckless aggression, merciless mobilization, and crushing blows.
North Korean public transportation will operate late until 10 p.m., the North's TV said, to ensure birthday celebrations aren't cut short. Parks and other cultural facilities will be free of charge, and traditional food such as cold noodles and alcohol will also be served.
Alcohol is a traditional food?
In the run-up to Wednesday's celebration, there have also been festivals across the country of the Kimjongilia — a flower cultivated to blossom around Kim's birthday.
Tasty when quick-fried.
Posted by:Steve White

#5  Kimjongilia: a condition resulting in poofy hair
Posted by: Frank G   2005-02-16 12:11:40 PM  

#4  The rest of the peasants had an extra half-cup of grass soup for dinner.

Steve : You forgot to mention. Only members of the Communist Party in good standing get a dandelion blossom added for extra flavor in the soup!!!
Posted by: BigEd   2005-02-16 11:52:52 AM  

#3  When we first moved to Germany in 1991, I stopped in a tea room with Trailing Daughter, then about 18 months old. I ordered tea for myself, and asked for tap water for TD, to make up a bottle. The dear little old ladies in the shop were appalled -- tap water is for cooking only, they explained in halting English. For drinking one must use bottled water, to be safe. This was in the spa town of Bad Soden above Frankfurt, where the healthy spring waters bubbled up in fountains spotted all around the village, and those taking the "cure" drank a cupful directly from each one every day.

To be fair, while the tap water in that village was perfectly safe, I wouldn't drink tap water in Frankfurt proper, which I believe comes from either the Rhein or Main rivers; both carry the waste of all the communities and industries from Switzerland on down.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-16 2:02:52 AM  

#2  If you read contemporary accounts fron 17th and 18th century Britain, one thing that is striking is everyone drank beer all the time. Even poor people drank beer for breakfast everyday. I suspect becuase in the days before mains water, it was a way to get water free of harmful parasites and bacteria. The beer was relatively low alcohol content and referred to as 'small beer'. A term that is now used to refer to something of minor consequence.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-02-16 1:44:39 AM  

#1  Alcohol is a traditional food?

Beer was invented in Egypt as a way to preserve surplus grain from spoilage. That drinking it leads to an altered mental state is a mere side effect of consuming the preserved grain (or benefit, depending on one's mental state). I imagine that, given recent diet of most North Koreans, quite a few of them be keenly aware of the effect of that first glass of preserved grain -- as there will be nothing in their stomachs to absorb the unaccustomed dose of alcohol.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-16 1:16:06 AM  

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