THE COPROLITES - :
There are no advocates for petrified dinosaur poop. However, someone will complain that either A)Dinosaurs are extinct, and this is a mockery of the Endangered Species List, or B) anyone who has had a colonostomy will be able to complain that they don’t poop normally, thus they are offended.
THE PHOTOCOPIERS - :
What a perfect way to honor the hard work of the now exiled News team at Sicty Minutes II. However, the radical socialism of most college campusus will have a hard time honoring a product produced by big business
THE GRASS- :
Grass is green. Grass is good. Football and Baseball teams play on grass. However the NCAA will be concerned that grass is also slang for marijuana, and don’t want to be seen as causing funds from alumni to dry up even more by permitting such a name.
THE KETCHUP –
This might be a good one. Look at the brand name. Harken back to the glory days of the 2004 campaign. However, Some students are diabetic, and they will feel left out if ketchup is being promoted, and they can’t have any... Plus the fact that Ketchup is used to mimic blood will offend the pacifists, even if they are football fans...
THE CLOUDS –
Clouds – Fresh air. Gentle rain. But wait! This is just a way of getting around the no Indian name ruling! Remember all the Indian Chiefs with names such as Red Cloud, White Cloud, etc? This is totally unacceptable!
Well at least there are NUMBERS?
But we have to be careful here – 13,7,11, and 69 are taboo for various reasons, plus there are bad numbers in other cultures as well e.g. 4, and 6 are unlucky in Japan.
The NCAA has to go into a classified meeting and decide what we can use as names. Otherwise we will never her the end of it.