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| And on the Patent Nostrum front: | |
| 2005-02-16 | |
| Man sues bigger penis pill company A US man has filed a lawsuit claiming false advertising against a herbal penis enlargement pill company because its products did not produce the promised enhanced member. The suit states that Florida-based Alzare LLC claimed in "very, very convincing" advertising featuring doctors and porn stars that its pills would add up to an extra three inches, but failed to deliver hard results, Reuters reports. Words fail
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| Posted by:mojo |
| #8 for a new sales promotion? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-02-16 9:00:41 PM |
| #7 I asked my Doctor for viagra and he aked me why I wanted to put a brand new flagpole on a condemned building. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2005-02-16 8:46:23 PM |
| #6 someboder say yohimbe? always maker me sweat, but purple looks way different |
| Posted by: half 2005-02-16 7:51:08 PM |
| #5 Hey, the spam *specifically* said "penis enarglement". Nothing at all about "enlargement". And, let me tell you, having now seen him waving his penis around, let me assure you all, that that is one enargled penis. And we have LOTS of satisfied customers who are just THRILLED at how enargled their penii have become. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2005-02-16 6:16:07 PM |
| #4 failed to deliver hard results I think perhaps he got his 'enhancement' drugs mixed up again.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2005-02-16 6:04:47 PM |
| #3 "The pills contain ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine..." Bad batch of L-arginine. Or possibly someone f***ed up and pulled the D-arginine lever. Happens all the time, especially if you source from Eastern European labs. The manufacturers could have avoided all this unpleasantness if they'd just given him a fresh batch. |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2005-02-16 5:57:02 PM |
| #2 What an IDIOT! Didn't he realize he wasn't supposed to SWALLOW them . . . ! (ouch. just the thought of that makes me need to cross my legs) |
| Posted by: PlanetDan 2005-02-16 5:56:31 PM |
| #1 What happened was that he wasn't told that in addition to taking the pills, he was supposed to put his thumb in his mouth and blow really, really HARD. |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2005-02-16 5:40:01 PM |