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Honker Boob Breast size determines personality
2005-02-23
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts. According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign." He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said. For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises." Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex." Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships." Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher. A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
I need to research his findings before commenting, this may take awhile
Posted by:Steve

#9  It's just another scam to ogle and fondle boobs. We've been inventing scams like this since, well, since there were boobs.
Posted by: .com   2005-02-23 11:40:53 PM  

#8  I'm glad I am a pineapple and not a coconut or fruitcake!! What does Fruit of the Loom mean for the men?? ANd where is this so called horoscope
that says what the breast mean about the woman?

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: Andrea Jackson   2005-02-23 9:18:01 PM  

#7  Damn, and here I thought it was due to the shape of their pubic hair.

Now I'm going to have to start my research all over again!

Where are those Grant forms again?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-02-23 2:14:49 PM  

#6  hey Lorenzoni! She said she just didn't like it with you
Posted by: Frank G   2005-02-23 1:20:40 PM  

#5  According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex,"

Now they tell me...
Posted by: Raj   2005-02-23 1:10:02 PM  

#4  hmm, I see you showed up 2 hours early for research work again today, Steve
Posted by: mhw   2005-02-23 12:14:54 PM  

#3  I assume you meant knock over the fruit stand Dar.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-02-23 11:45:54 AM  

#2  Then the implants come along and skew all your stats.
Posted by: Dar   2005-02-23 11:39:15 AM  

#1  Different fruit can mean different things to different people. Why are there no illistrative examples on the link?
Posted by: BigEd   2005-02-23 11:20:40 AM  

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