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Caucasus/Russia/Central Asia
Basayev marries for third time
2005-02-24
MOSCOW, Feb. 24 (UPI) -- Chechen warlord Shamil Basayev reportedly used a party celebrating his third marriage to call for a new holy war against Russia, The Independent said Thursday.
Dammit, we don't bomb one islamic wedding and look who we miss.
The claim was posted on the official Chechen separatist Web site, which said the wedding took place Feb. 14 in southern Russia, where he exchanged vows with "the sister of a Russian Islamist warrior."
Keeping it in the family, again
The site said he also held meetings with rebel leaders from across the region and quoted his optimism.
Islamic wedding = terrorist high command meeting
"The meetings were pleasant and useful and (God willing) a jihad will rage over the whole Caucasus this year," the site said.
Russia has a $10 million bounty on his head and that of rebel Chechen president Aslan Maskhadov after last September's Beslan school siege, which Basayev claims to have masterminded. A unilateral rebel ceasefire expired Wednesday but Maskhadov extended it, making a fresh call for the Russians to enter into negotiations with him, an offer they have consistently refused.
Posted by:Steve

#5  (Oh, and you realize that if the cartoon plays out true to form, Bride # 4 is going to turn out to be Bugs Bunny in a dress...)
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-02-24 9:21:30 PM  

#4  Emily is too kind :-)

But I'm now trying to figure out, if Basayev is really Yosemite Sam, which cartoon character is Wladimir Puwtin?
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-02-24 9:20:02 PM  

#3  Must be wedding cake on the beard ... Too bad Putin can't get him hooked up with72 virgins ASAP
Posted by: H8_UBL   2005-02-24 8:32:57 PM  

#2  The jihadi warlord courtship process:

Getcher guns, boyz! I'm taking me a bride!

(grabs prettiest daughter of favored henchman, calls for imam on sat phone)

I does! And she does! We both does! (celebratory gunfire)

Now let's make us a baby and shut yer pie hole woman! I've got infidels to plot agin'!

And Allan knows best. ;-)

(with thanks to Phil F)
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-02-24 6:49:51 PM  

#1  Where do we send the...um, candygram?
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-02-24 2:34:36 PM  

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