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Caribbean-Latin America
Chavez makes faces, threatens US again
2005-03-05
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez warned on Friday that his nation, the world's fifth-largest oil exporter, would cut off oil supplies to the United States if Washington tries to "hurt" his country, news reports said. "We want to supply oil to the United States. We are not going to avoid supplying of oil unless the US government gets a little bit crazy and tries to hurt us," he told reporters during a visit to India, according to Dow Jones Newswires. "If there is any aggression, there will be no oil," said Chavez. His country is a major supplier of oil and gas to the United States.
If there's any aggression, it won't take very long. Oil's all you've got, Hugo.
Last month, Chavez and Cuban President Fidel Castro accused the United States of trying to assassinate the Venezuelan leader. The US State Department called the allegations ridiculous. Later, Venezuelan Foreign Minister Ali Rodriguez Araque took his government's case against the United States to the Organisation of American States, indirectly accusing Washington of repeatedly violating Venezuelan sovereignty. Without mentioning the United States by name, Araque said his government's intelligence agencies have evidence suggesting an attempt to "liquidate physically" Chavez. Rodriguez also alluded to an unnamed "stimulus" behind a failed military coup attempt against Chavez in April 2002. Chavez has charged repeatedly that the plot was a product of American imperialism.
Posted by:Fred

#7  Hugo, baby -

Take two PAXIL1 and don't call us in the morning.

1-Anti-dementia mediaction
Posted by: BigEd   2005-03-05 1:03:40 PM  

#6  ...the CIA put poison in the stamp glue...

Even in the self-stick ones? Those bastards!
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-03-05 1:00:04 PM  

#5  Seafarious,
I understand your concerns. Why, just this morning, I heard odd sounds outside my window, and

*PFFT*
*thwack*
...Rosebud... *THUD*

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-03-05 10:31:40 AM  

#4  He should have consulted with the Saudis first. In a fit of seething they cut off the oil supply after the 1967 war. At some point Kissinger went over there and told them if they didn't start pumping again, we would take over the "strip". They got the message. (Too bad we didn't take it over anyway.)
Posted by: HV   2005-03-05 8:32:06 AM  

#3  "Chavez makes faces..."

You mean like happy/sad faces? or crazy/scary or wacky/weird faces?
Posted by: noface   2005-03-05 3:31:40 AM  

#2  I'd gladly send you some spare change, Mike, but the CIA put poison in the stamp glue and FBI is monitoring my email...
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-03-05 12:44:40 AM  

#1  ....Hello, I'm Mike, and I'd like to talk to you about Noriega's Disease, which cripples many national leaders each year and even kills some. What are the symptoms?
*Threats to cut off something we can take any time we want
*Irrational beliefs that we're trying to kill them
*Vague hints of plots, conspiracies
*Use of the word 'imperialism'
*Schmoozing with Castro
*Complete inability to realize what he's screwing with
It's probably too late for Hugo, but we here at Rantburg - in cooperation with the US Department of Defense - are working on a cure. However, we need your help. Please - send what you can to:

NORIEGA DISEASE RESEARCH FOUNDATION
1 Pentagon Way
Arlington, VA

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-03-05 12:34:45 AM  

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