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Texas Lawmaker Seeks to End Sexy Cheerleading
2005-03-18
The Friday night lights in Texas could soon be without bumpin' and grindin' cheerleaders. Legislation filed by Rep. Al Edwards would put an end to "sexually suggestive" performances at athletic events and other extracurricular competitions. "It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down," said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House. "And then we say to them, 'don't get involved in sex unless it's marriage or love, it's dangerous out there' and yet the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations."
I'd much rather watch cute young cheerleaders wiggling their heinies than leather-clad Janet Jackson bumping, grinding, and mock-copulating with Justin Timberlake. But maybe that's just me.
Under Edwards' bill, if a school district knowingly permits such a performance, funds from the state would be reduced in an amount to be determined by the education commissioner. Edwards said he filed the bill as a result of several instances of seeing such ribald performances in his district.
"Titties! That got titties on them cheerleaders! Cleon, can them gals have titties?"
J.M. Farias, owner of Austin Cheer Factory, said cheerleading aficionados would welcome the law. Cheering competitions, he said, penalize for suggestive movements or any vulgarity. "Any coaches that are good won't put that in their routines," he said. And, most girls cheering on Friday nights were trained by professionals who know better, he said. "I don't think this law would really shake the industry at all. In fact, it would give parents a better feeling, mostly dads and boyfriends, too," Farias said. Although cheerleaders must meet the same no-pass, no-play academic requirements of athletes, cheerleading is not a competition sanctioned by the University Interscholastic League, the governing body of Texas high school sports. The UIL also does not have performance regulations for squads who cheer for their teams at state championships, said Athletic Coordinator Peter Contreras. "I think it should have been cut out a long time ago," Edwards said. "It surely needs to be toned down."
I am so full of commentary that I can't comment.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#16  lol!
Posted by: Frank G   2005-03-18 4:12:18 PM  

#15  Smok, smok, smok!
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-03-18 4:06:11 PM  

#14  i still have it at home - "are you sure you washed your hands?"
Posted by: Frank G   2005-03-18 3:46:39 PM  

#13  The worlds first PhotoShop Xbalanke. :)
Posted by: Shipman   2005-03-18 3:40:53 PM  

#12  I'm reminded of the back cover of the National Lampoon Yearbook parody. (I'm at work, so I don't want to try to google it).
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-03-18 3:34:12 PM  

#11  He's a Democrat, been there forever (26 yrs?), from the typical safest of safe black districts in Houston. Typical resident: "I ain't never voted nothing but Democrat and I ain't about to be a changin! What do they stand for? Don't you be sassin' me, boy!" If you're still in the vicinity of 98.6F, upright - more or less, and black they'll re-elect you no matter what looney shit you come up with. His claim to fame, other than longevity, is as the sponsor of some sort of Juneteenth legislation.

I figure he's just whacking off for some press attention. He'll make it look good, but he doesn't give a shit about kids or morals - else he'd be trashing something substantive and relevant, such as his constituency's obsession with Gangsta Rap. Farce.

Just a TX DhimmiDonk Wank-o-matic. Nothing to see here, folks, heh.
Posted by: .com   2005-03-18 2:01:00 PM  

#10  No play no pass.
Posted by: imna non   2005-03-18 1:51:16 PM  

#9  
Texas and Cheerleading...Seems a little more passionate down there...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-03-18 12:38:01 PM  

#8  BAR: Any particular reason why the article link goes to a page that covers Taser use?

'cause someone misspelled "teasers" during their google search? Teasers, tasers, whatever.
Posted by: GK   2005-03-18 11:07:45 AM  

#7  SORRY! My fault! Here is the Texas cheerleader story (it's also now on Drudge):

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050318/D88TCPGO0.html
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-03-18 11:03:58 AM  

#6  This sounds mighty unTexan to me.
Posted by: Spot   2005-03-18 10:57:13 AM  

#5  Well tasers would liven up those cheerleader competitions...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-03-18 10:26:45 AM  

#4  Any particular reason why the article link goes to a page that covers Taser use?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-03-18 10:23:24 AM  

#3  Hey, dad? Shouldn't you send me down to...investigate this obvious violation of human rights?
Posted by: Kojo   2005-03-18 10:01:14 AM  

#2  Ahh, the Texas Lege strikes again... it's usually described as the greatest free show on earth, outside of a circus parade. Better make a lot of popcorn, this is going to get hysterical. High school football is like a religion, and the penalties for apostasy are pretty severe.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-03-18 9:56:43 AM  

#1  Film at eleven....

Damn, .com should have some illustrating materials around here.
Posted by: Snung Snuth2112   2005-03-18 9:42:33 AM  

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