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Hanoi Jane sez Kerry izza wimp
2005-03-21
In more bad news for Sen. John Kerry, "Hanoi" Jane Fonda is once again stepping into the media spotlight, promoting her new book, "My Life So Far," and explaining that Kerry lost the election because he came across as "a wimp" and a "girlie man." Fonda bankrolled Kerry's anti-war protests during the 1970s, and last year she tried to help him by registering as many women as possible in her "Vaginas Vote" campaign.
Don't get me wrong: I really like vaginas. But let's face it, most women don't keep their brains there.
In a preview of what's to come as her book tour hits the TV talk show circuit, Fonda discussed her life and times last month at the "Girls For A Change" conference held at Montana State University. She began by explaining that she'd spent the last five years working on her memoir, and insisted that her own life story is universal. Even someone who's wealthy, privileged, famous and white can be hurt by the hierarchy's rules in profound ways, Fonda explained.
(oh, MAN! I *can't* WAIT to read THAT!)
Before too long the former actress got around to the subject of Kerry's defeat. In quotes picked up by Bozeman, Montana's Daily Chronicle, she complained: "Men who show compassion or try to make peace are ridiculed as 'girlie men' or, like John Kerry, as wimps." It's all a part of the patriarchal society we live in, she said, where American boys learn as early as age 5 that they have to earn a place in the hierarchy by being "real men" - not sissies who express emotion. "We have to feel true empathy for boys," she urged. "Males have the power, but at what cost." The former Hollywood radical urged girls to be more assertive, saying: "Get mad. It's not the way it has to be. Don't succumb, don't take it sitting down." The solution, she said, is for girls to realize it's society and not their own flaws that makes them feel anxious and inadequate.
Posted by:Bobby

#20  Like this one, CF?
Posted by: .com   2005-03-21 3:31:40 PM  

#19  RC - please post a 'NSFW' notice next time ok? One could get labeled 'insensitive' for the URL alone by the monitors....

Doesn't Jane have a anti-aircraft gun in Iran to sit in or something? Or maybe she can convince Zaq in Iraq to ler her behead a few innocent civilians -- just for old times sake....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-03-21 3:27:05 PM  

#18  "Get mad. It’s not the way it has to be. Don’t succumb, don’t take it sitting down."

Yes, but someone like Condoleeza Rice is considered "inauthentic", in Janey's small mind, even though at this day, she is the most powerful woman in America...

Cognitive Dissonance?
Posted by: BigEd   2005-03-21 1:59:26 PM  

#17  Doc - Bangkok, bro. Patpong I (neung). Only the wymyns like the "shows" over there. Of course the Euro wymyns are usually too chickenshit to go by themselves so they try to draft nice guys at the hotel they're staying in, like yours truly, to "escort" them, lol! Put up with that shit twice - and then vowed never again, post-show BJ or not, lol! When the hawker tries to shove his little laminated card in your face, you just say "Mai ow, kahp kuhn kahp" (not want, thanks) and they'll leave you alone. I don't know the game on Okinawa, heh.
Posted by: .com   2005-03-21 1:19:50 PM  

#16  Glereper -

ROTFLMAO!!!

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-03-21 1:07:50 PM  

#15  Will someone produce a "Vagina dialogue?"

Check here.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-03-21 12:37:58 PM  

#14  When I hear the title "Vagina Monologue," I tend to think of this movie.

Will someone produce a "Vagina dialogue?"
Posted by: Jackal   2005-03-21 12:36:36 PM  

#13  Frank - now that was just plain awful! Dot - I have the sneeking suspicion that you've been to the same 'shows' as I have. Can you say Okinawa? Sure you can. . .
Posted by: Doc8404   2005-03-21 11:12:08 AM  

#12  Her campaign didn't work, lol! I guess shooting ping pong balls across the room, blowing smoke rings, etc doesn't quite constitute voting, at least not yet, anyway. Of course, neither does writing your name in the snow...
Posted by: .com   2005-03-21 10:15:45 AM  

#11  Couldn't understand the Vagina Monologues - too muffled

*rimshot*

i'm here all week! Try the veal
Posted by: Frank G   2005-03-21 9:55:31 AM  

#10  The V- Vote?

That would explain how King County (Washington State) has more ballots then voters....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-03-21 9:32:42 AM  

#9  I saw a stripper once who could probably vote with her...well, you know.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-03-21 9:13:39 AM  

#8  JFM- Lol! Limp dick says it all. Mind you Janie said it was because Kerry came across as a wimp, not that he is a wimp. According to her, wimps are good, but the patriarchal society says they're bad.
Posted by: Spot   2005-03-21 8:55:38 AM  

#7  In another news Jane Fonda declared "John Kerry is a limp dick. I checked it personally"
Posted by: JFM   2005-03-21 8:12:37 AM  

#6  I don't think she's just a few million votes short. I welcome her candidacy against Hillary in the primaries -- may the worst candidate win the primary.
Posted by: Tom   2005-03-21 8:08:24 AM  

#5  As funny as this goofy, cunnicentric dingaling and her Voting Vaginas might be, there's a serious downside: Hanoi Jane's only slightly goofier than the asshole the Dems put forward for president last year, and he came within just a few million votes of winning.

I don't know about you, but to me that's frightening.
Posted by: Dave D.   2005-03-21 8:00:54 AM  

#4  In more ways than one, Mike. If you haven't figured that out yet, boy are you screwed!

Or not .... hehe.
Posted by: Glereper Thigum7229   2005-03-21 7:56:24 AM  

#3  Fonda bankrolled Kerry’s anti-war protests during the 1970s, and last year she tried to help him by registering as many women as possible in her "Vaginas Vote" campaign.

...I never knew the little devils could vote.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-03-21 7:48:50 AM  

#2  D'ja enjoy all that, folks?

Another vagina monologue.

Now please stay tuned for a word from one of our sponsors while we think about a way to pull Fnda's head out of her vagina.
Posted by: badanov   2005-03-21 7:30:21 AM  

#1  It's all the fault of MEN!. If men were women everything would be just fine. Personally, I believe young boys are naturally agressive. I don't think it is a product of "society". It's in our chromosomes.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-03-21 7:24:57 AM  

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