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Cows used as drugs couriers
2005-03-21
A large investigation is under way into how traffickers managed to smuggle drugs out of Belgium inside live cows. On Monday, the Belgian website of broadcaster RTL reported that traffickers had been hiding drugs in the uteruses of cattle. The cows were taken to Spain and France where the drugs were extracted before the animals went to slaughter. The public prosecutor's office confirmed that police were drawing straws carrying out further inquiries into the matter in the regions of Wetteren and Termonde. However, the judicial authorities declined to make any further comment.
"Don't even ask."
Sounds like a job for the new guy to me.
Posted by:seafarious

#7  Nasty habit CF? Ever get anything this good out of your under processed waste?
Posted by: Elsie   2005-03-21 6:06:27 PM  

#6  Steve, not to mention the cows habit of 'chewing its cud'. That is cows have a nasty habit of bringing their food up from one stomach, chewing it some more, and swallowing it down to another stomach.

Kind of hard on the platic bags...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-03-21 5:21:01 PM  

#5  traffickers had been hiding drugs in the uteruses of cattle.

Udderly brilliant!
Posted by: Raj   2005-03-21 5:11:15 PM  

#4  you gotta admit it was a good idead
Posted by: Thraing Hupoluper1864   2005-03-21 4:53:52 PM  

#3  If it was placed in the stomachs, the cow would most likely die, their digestive functions being very strong. The "other" end provides easy access.
Posted by: Steve   2005-03-21 3:59:06 PM  

#2  Uteruses? What are 4 stomachs for?
Posted by: BigEd   2005-03-21 3:19:40 PM  

#1  allen KING of all late night vets sez, "never beyonder elbow"
Posted by: Shipman   2005-03-21 3:12:07 PM  

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