Arafat Killed By High Tech Laser Attack - Envoy
By Feizal Samath
COLOMBO, March 19 (Bernama) -- Attallah Quiba, the Palestinian ambassador in Sri Lanka, believes that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was killed by unnamed Israelis using advanced technology, the Island newspaper said. Responding to questions at a media conference in Colombo on Friday, Quiba claimed that two Israelis who met Arafat on the day he was taken sick "used a laser device to attack Arafat.""Hey!! Get that pointer outta my eye!! Hey!! Suha!! Gimme a hand here..."
"They tried to flee after using the device but were wrestled down by the Palestinian Authority security personnel. Both men were carrying Canadian passports."
Aha - evil Canadian Jooos...the plot
Quiba was quoted as saying the Palestinian Authority immediately informed the Israeli government of the "attempt on Arafat's life." Samples of Arafat's blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.
Dat ole debbil high technology poisoning...
Asked about reports that Arafat's meals had been poisoned, Quiba said it was not possible since Arafat always shared the food served to him and was the last to partake of it.
"He was especially careful with the falafel."
"There were four people in all with Arafat at the time he was taken sick. If food poisoning was the cause then the others should also have suffered the same fate,"
"F'r instance, like me - URGH - Rosebud.."-THUD
Quiba said he had met Arafat a few days before his death and did not see anything wrong with his health. "He was in good health and good spirits".
"Hadn't seen Suha in weeks..."
Mike
