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| 2005-03-22 |
| Pet store owner: Satan's image on turtle's shell This story has it all... An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October. EVIL FIREBREATHING TURTLES-FROM-HELL! The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive the fire at Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis. Sickening store names! Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back. Take your meds, Bryan... |
| Posted by:mojo |
| #5 ... a pair of pointy horns... I originally read this as "a pair of panty hose". Now that would be satanic. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2005-03-22 12:14:02 PM |
| #4 Lucky? You out there buddy? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-03-22 10:52:15 AM |
| #3 An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October. If the guy has an Internet connection, he should call up today's Rantburg Page 2 and compare it to Khamanei's photo to double check. |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2005-03-22 10:38:47 AM |
| #2 Oh yeah you can tell. It's so obvious. How'd the fire start, Bryan? Did you drop your crack pipe while lighting up? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-03-22 8:59:05 AM |
| #1 Wait, just a sec, yep I'm feeling it, a vision is coming to me: Lucky will follow the Virgin Mary grilled cheese to eBay where Bryan hopes to strike it rich when Golden Palace vacuums up yet another eBay oddity. |
| Posted by: AzCat 2005-03-22 6:22:07 AM |