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Drunk Japanese Hijacks Airport Bus, Demands to Go....to the Airport

2005-03-22

A Japanese youth who wanted to go to Tokyo's Haneda airport boarded a bus heading there before threatening to hijack it unless it took him to ... the airport.

"I wanna go to zha airport!"
"We're goin' to the airport!"
"Don' gimme that guff! I shaid I wanna go to zha airport!"

The unemployed 19-year-old bought a ticket for the early morning bus Monday. During the journey he stood up and shouted to the driver that he was going to hijack the bus. The youth was drunk and wasn't carrying a weapon.

"You're hijacking the bus?"
"Yeah. Wasshit to ya?"
"Without a gun?"
"Yeah. Wasshit to ya?"
"Kenzo, hit him."
"Hokay. [Thump!]"

He was arrested when the driver alerted police and is being held on suspicion of forcible obstruction of business. "He just wanted to make a scene," a police spokesman said on Tuesday.

Posted by:Desert Blondie

#11 Oooh, BigEd, the leftmost one is Kubota -- my favorite !

You have excellent taste !

Posted by: Carl in N.H. 2005-03-22 5:17:46 PM

#10

Say good-bye to the Sake

Posted by: BigEd 2005-03-22 4:30:49 PM

#9 This needs the Monty Python "Straight to Cuba" bus picture.

Posted by: Phil Fraering 2005-03-22 4:24:57 PM

#8 Reminds me of the 60's joke about the hijacker telling the pilot to go to Miami.
But Sir, we're going to Miami anyway!
Yeah right, last three times I ended up in Havana!

Posted by: True German Ally 2005-03-22 4:09:08 PM

#7 Going to Perth?

Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-03-22 4:04:59 PM

#6 Way back in the early 70s, someone hijacked a Chicago-Miami flight. He demanded to be taken to Miami.

"We're already going to Miami."

"Oh. Um. Good."
Then he sat down.

Of course he was arrested when they got there.

Posted by: Jackal 2005-03-22 3:58:23 PM

#5 I've seen worse in Japan. Normally the police don't get involved unless you're really, really, obnoxious or a danger to yourself or others.

Posted by: Pappy 2005-03-22 3:57:23 PM

#4 Dang. Poor li'l screwball hijacks a bus that's headed to the airport and DEMANDS that it go to... the airport.

Way to go, Shithead-san!

Posted by: Dave D. 2005-03-22 3:44:27 PM

#3 Hey, Shipman, no shame in bowing before the master! ;)

Posted by: Desert Blondie 2005-03-22 3:25:05 PM

#2 "Dong, where is grandpa's automobile?"

"Automobiru? Hahahahaha!"

Posted by: BH 2005-03-22 2:57:02 PM

#1 DB throws red-meat to Fred!

Posted by: Shipman 2005-03-22 2:26:40 PM

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