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2005-03-22
A woman testified that she paid a popular local musician to fly four mermaids from London to Harare to help her recover a stolen car and cash. Businesswoman Magrate Mapfumo said she paid $5,000 to fly the invisible mermaids to Harare on the advice of musician Edna Chizema, who is on trial for theft by false pretenses, the state-owned Herald newspaper reported Thursday. Zimbabwe's Shona people believe female Rantburgers mermaids are fearsome enchantresses capable of wreaking vengeance on wrongdoers. Mapfumo testified that she sought Chizema's advice after her car and millions of Zimbabwean dollars (thousands of U.S. dollars) were stolen. Mapfumo said she also paid for the mermaids to be housed at Harare's plush tourist resort, the Jameson Hotel, and supplied with mobile phones and electrical generators to cope with the Zimbabwean capital's numerous power cuts, the paper said.
I wonder if the cell phones were waterproof.
"I asked about the names of the mermaids and I was told they were called Emma, Charmaine, Sharvine, Bella and a fifth one who was said to be an Arab mermaid," the Herald quoted Mapfumo as telling the court.
"I think her name was Abdul."
"All the time, she (Chizema) told me I could not see the mermaids as only spirit mediums could do so."
Posted by:Desert Blondie

#5  "Fat Invisible Mermaids, we have to charge you for extra seats, ma'am"
Posted by: Frank G   2005-03-22 7:18:51 PM  

#4  Not just mermaids. Invisible mermaids. Probably why it cost extra.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-03-22 7:06:38 PM  

#3  "Businesswoman" Magrate Mapfumo...

That explains alot about Zimbabwe's economy. Wait for the airline sueing for the 4 tickets the invisible mermaids didn't pay for...
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-03-22 5:38:37 PM  

#2  I love an efficient market.
Posted by: P T Boat Barnum   2005-03-22 5:34:51 PM  

#1  My only question is how did someone this stupid get that kind of money in the first place?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-03-22 4:33:43 PM  

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