| Oh. Gee. Golly. Gosh. How can Pakland improve its image abroad for investment? Oooh! Ooooh! I've got it! Make sure you have a religion column on your passports. That'll demonstrate that you're a serious, level-headed people who have their priorities straight. And maybe you can express solidarity with the gunnies in Kashmir, whether the Kashmiris like them or not. And get together with other Islamist regimes and teach them how to make nuclear bombs... |
| Pipelines. Blow up lots of pipelines. |
| Don't forget the honor killing and gang rapes. |
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