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Britain
Charles 'must apologise'
2005-03-28
A high-ranking Church of England official has called for Prince Charles to apologise to the ex-husband of his fiancee Camilla Parker Bowles. Bishop David Stancliffe said church rules dictated Prince Charles must atone for committing adultery and he should apologise to Andrew Parker Bowles for breaking up his marriage, The Sunday Times newspaper said. Stancliffe, who is a church authority on rules of worship, said the apology should come before the April 8 wedding. "The Prince of Wales and Mrs Parker Bowles will be taking part in prayers of penitence at the service of prayer and dedication following their civil marriage," Stancliffe reportedly said.
"Sorry I doinked your wife, old man!"
Mrs Parker Bowles divorced army officer Andrew Parker Bowles in 1995. Their divorce came after Charles admitted in a TV documentary in 1994 that he had strayed from his marriage vows, but insisted infidelity happened only after the marriage was "irretrievably broken down, us having both tried." It was widely assumed, but never confirmed, that Parker Bowles was the other woman. Prince Charles divorced Princess Diana in 1996.
"I say, Cam! Charles just said on national TV that he was bumping bellies with some wench!"
"That was me, Andrew!"
"Really? I suppose we must divorce, then?"
Posted by:Fred

#5  I personaly think he ought to apologize for having "done" Camilla. Ugly to the bone.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2005-03-28 2:13:53 PM  

#4  Hey, look on the bright side. Charles has not put on the Druid white robes that the Anglican clergy chaps did a while back.........uh, I believe that he didn't........
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-03-28 2:03:35 PM  

#3  lol! Being a little uninformed on the etiqutte and formalities of the whole process, I still imagine Charles is glad the UK has not yet sanctioned compulsory "honour" killing! Camillah's husband's family isn't paki are they?
Posted by: Tkat   2005-03-28 11:19:58 AM  

#2  Nothing like a pair of adulterers to give the Church of England a moral compass from the top. Henry VIII would be proud.
Posted by: Tom   2005-03-28 11:11:05 AM  

#1  Hey, no problemo, buddy. Better you than me...
Posted by: Andrew Parker Bowles   2005-03-28 11:02:37 AM  

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