Pyongyang, March 28 (KCNA) -- Nervous diseases are no longer incurable, said Dr. Sim Yong Hwan in an interview with KCNA after developing a new nerve activator Huimang (hope). He has led a research group of the Korea Chilmyong Trading Corporation in Pyongyang.
Huimang is a natural health drinking water. Its main ingredients are substances extracted from kelp and rare medicinal herbs growing in Mt. Myohyang and the northern mountainous areas of the country, and essential amino acid. | They've invented magic water! |
It is multi-nerve activator for the central, peripheral, sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. It doubles the crossing speed of sympathetic and parasympathetic nerves and promotes rejuvenation and normalization of all the nerve cells. It, therefore, is efficacious for all nervous diseases including neuroparalysis and neurological disorder. | It's a multi-nerve parasympathetic rejuvenator! It's a desert topping! |
It simply removes affection by geomagnetism and computer and mental and physical stress and prevents various kinds of cancers. | Removes computer stress? Send me a case. |
It also decreases the number of pulses by more than ten per minute to extend the life of the heart and extends the wobbling width by 5-10 years. It kills the pain of neuralgia within three days, 10-20 minutes at maximum and takes 7-10 days to completely recover from the disease. It has cured those patients who had suffered from infantile paralysis for 26 years, auditory disorder for 12 years, aphasia caused by cerebral thrombosis for 15 years, quadriplegia for 17 years and cerebral concussion for 15 years. | Ah, but does it regrow hair and give you a 4 hour erection? |
Dr. Sim added that the activator would be potent for the treatment of AIDS patients and drug addicts. | "Assuming, of course, we had such things in the Peoples Paradise." |
The demand of the nerve activator, with no side-effect, is on an increase at home and abroad. |