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Afghanistan/South Asia |
Militants again warn Kashmir bus passengers |
2005-04-03 |
![]() The militant groups that signed the statement are Al-Nasireen (The Helpers), the Save Kashmir Movement, Al-Arifeen (The Pious) and Farzandan-e-Millat (Sons of the Community). The first two groups are major militant movements, while the others are little known. The groups had issued a similar warning three days earlier. There was no way to independently verify the authenticity of the fax. |
Posted by:Fred |
#9 LOL! |
Posted by: Shipman 2005-04-03 5:13:03 PM |
#8 Passenger out of breath: Do you realize that I had to run over 300 yards to catch this bus???? Bus ticket clippie: Yuh better talk to the driver, he gives out the medals. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2005-04-03 1:23:37 PM |
#7 Another one rides the bus Hey He's gonna sit by you Another one rides the bus |
Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic 2005-04-03 1:07:59 PM |
#6 LOL .com! That should be a classic. Sea cruse - except Mo was a murderer, robber, thief, pedophile, false prophet, liar, etc... You know, now that I think of it they are modeling their life after him... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2005-04-03 11:49:39 AM |
#5 I wouldn't take the bus, until all these cretins are swept from the Earth. What will it take? A nuclear exchange? I'm thinking the world's collective IQ might go up 15 points if Pakistan vanished |
Posted by: Frank G 2005-04-03 11:09:42 AM |
#4 These mass murderers are simply modeling their life after that of Muhammad. How do you think Muhammad waged his Jihads and wars? All Muslims are commanded by Koran to emulate Mohammed's life which the Muhammadans put forth as the most perfect life ever lived and the most worthy model for all mankind |
Posted by: sea cruise 2005-04-03 10:01:57 AM |
#3 Sigh, indeed, Em. In the end, PakiWakiLand seems to be something of an experiment, perhaps by those dwelling upon Olympus or perhaps the white mice of the HGG using the Earth as a planetary biological computer, to precisely determine the nature of the lowest human denominator. As with most biological processes, a catalyst is often used to speed up the process. That is clearly the role Islam plays. To further the myth of its authenticity, lol, since it seems so apropos on its face to a native English speaker regards PakiWakiLand, I offer the faux Latin phrase: absurdio ad reductum Have fun Googling that one, lol! |
Posted by: .com 2005-04-03 6:08:39 AM |
#2 And soon after, the Kalashnikov of Dire Revenge™. Sigh. Happy Daylight Savings Time all. I gotta lie down now. |
Posted by: Seafarious 2005-04-03 3:17:57 AM |
#1 Uh, oh... They're gonna be the Buses of Doom™! again. How dare you ride on the BoD™! Don't you know the Blood of the Martyrs™ was shed and mixed into the mortar used between the bricks that pave the Roads of Doom™ to Kashmir? Martyr Mortar™ is not to be Mocked! And Frolicked upon in the BoD! We are The Helpers™, The Pious™, Sons of the Community™ - we are the Nitwits of Doom™! Mocking! Frolicking! In BoD™! On the RoD™ made with MM™! The TH™, TP™, SotC™, and NoD™ defy you, you Mocking Makers of Frolic™! Death to MMoF™! BTW, how do you like our Towels of Doom™? Hmmm? Pretty snazzy! Better than that numnutz who uses Family Size Breeze™, eh? Yes! We get ours from the blasphemers in Madras, extra cheap!, but we get the last laugh - we rip the tags off! Ha! We will be wearing the ToD™ when we attack the riders of the BoD™ for mocking and frolicking on the RoD™, you will see! -NoD™ (TH™, TP™, SotC™, et al) |
Posted by: .com 2005-04-03 1:28:09 AM |