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Professor charged with manure theft
2005-04-06
A HARVARD professor who specialises in environmental economics was arrested on suspicion of trying to steal a load of manure from a Massachusetts farm, a police officer said today. Professor Martin Weitzman was arrested near the town of Rockport on April 1, Rockport police officer Michael Marino said. Philip Casey, who manages a horse stable at the farm, had called police after finding Prof Weitzman and his truck on the farm and stopped him from leaving, Marino said. The Harvard academic was charged with trespassing, larceny under $US250 ($326), and malicious destruction of property - because the truck left marks on the farm, Mr Marino said. "He seemed a little befuddled standing there with a truck-bed full of manure," Mr Marino said.
Posted by:Fred

#8  And it's so cheap that it refuses to pay for a fresh load. Maybe the professor's horsesh*t activity is protected by academic freedom.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-04-06 10:37:08 PM  

#7  I always suspected Harvard had a large pile of horseshit.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2005-04-06 10:21:53 PM  

#6  Sounds like the horse stable manager is a Nazi.

[/channeling WC's lawyuh]
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-04-06 9:22:03 PM  

#5  none was available after the Ethnic studies lectures let out?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-04-06 8:59:44 PM  

#4  Fred: I got the joke right away~~

APRIL FOOL'S

He needs to go into court, pro se- who needs to pay the shitty lawyers retainer fee. Ask that the case be dropped, explain he will get his "shit" together never steal shit again and repair the crappy tire track's left behind.

Afterall, isnt the court system in this country
SHITTY?

Andrea Jackson
Posted by: ANdrea Jackson   2005-04-06 8:34:33 PM  

#3  Fire him for moral turpitude. QED.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-04-06 5:16:30 PM  

#2  Guess this guy's shit outta luck...
Posted by: Raj   2005-04-06 5:15:57 PM  

#1  Stable manager Phillip Casey says Martin Weitzman, Harvard University's Ernest E. Monrad Professor of Economics, has been stealing manure from Charlie Lane's Rockport farm for years.

It makes sense that he's an economics professor, as he know's it is much less expensive to steal shit rather then pay for it. Unless you can get a government grant, of course.
I wonder if this guy was one of the pompous chumps screaming for Summer's scalp a few weeks ago?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-04-06 5:09:46 PM  

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