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Afghanistan/South Asia
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette
2005-04-28
Top terror killed in ''crossfire''
MUNSHIGANJ, Apr 27: An alleged top terror was killed in an encounter between police and his accomplices at Noirpukurpar in Sadar upazila early Wednesday, reports UNB. Police said on a tip-off Mizan Bahini chief Mizanur Rahman alias Mizan, 32, who was arrested from the capital's Motijheel area Tuesday morning, was taken to Noirpukurpar by police at about 3:30 am in search of arms.
"Cuz the nighttime, is the right time, for crossfire!"
"Aw, cripes! It's 3.30 in the morning! I ain't hardly had no sleep!"
"Don't worry about it! We'll make sure youse gets lotsa sleep in a little bit!"
"Uhhh... Hokay. I'll get my turban and we'll go..."
As the police team reached there along with Mizan, the sidekicks of Mizan opened fire on police, forcing the law enforcers to fire back.
"It's the dread Sidekicks of Mizan! Get um, boys!"
Mizan was struck by bullets during the gunfight and died on the spot.
"Aiiieee! They got me! My elbow! Owwww! [BLAM!] Rosebud!"
Oh. Gosh. Darn.
The sidekicks of Mizan managed to flee.
"Run away! Run away!"
Don't they always?
Shoot 'em all the same night, and ya got nuttin' to do tomorrow night ...
Police recovered a revolver and a pipe gun from the scene.
They're real big on "recycling"
Mizan, son Ramzan Ali Bhuiyan alias Rontu Mia, was wanted in seven cases, including one for murder of his associate Zakir. He was also sentenced to three months in jail by a speedy trial court in one case. Mizan''s body was sent to hospital morgue.
"He's dead, Jim"
"Another one, Dr. Quincy!"
"Gosh, Sam! That's the third one this week!"
"And it's only Monday!"
As his death news spread, people in Noirpukurpar, Khasi Pukurpar, Mohakhali, Aldi, Makhati and Madinabazar areas, where he had created a reign of terror, brought out processions in joy.
"Huzza! Mizan is dead, drinks for everyone!"

Cops beat up Ansars for protesting bribery
Police on Tuesday beat up and injured two Ansar personnel at Zia International Airport (ZIA) allegedly for protesting the cops' taking a bribe.
Now they can protest police brutality...
The ansar personnel, Nazrul Islam, 22, and Mehedi Hasan, 29, were released from Dhaka Medical College and Hospital (DMCH) yesterday. The ansars said they were shooing away a black taxicab parked at a no parking zone at around 7:30pm when a few traffic constables stopped them. The cab driver handed one of the constables Tk 10 before he left, they added.
"Here's a little something for your trouble, officer. There'll be more later, if I can find a place to park.(wink)"
"As we protested the bribery, the constable and some other policemen attacked and beat us up severely with batons," said Nazrul. He suffered injuries in his head and Mehedi in one leg and left hand. They were taken to a local clinic and then to the DMCH. "Police and ansar officers are trying to find out why the incident took place," Reena Begum, duty officer of Airport Police Station, told The Daily Star.
Yeah, don't hold your breath

Two abducted cops killed!
MADARIPUR, Apr 27: Two police officers abducted on April 3 have been killed, indicate sons of suspected underground terrorist leaders who were arrested from Dhaka on Sunday, reports UNB. Mehedi Hasan (21), son Jasim and Sajjad Hossain (22), son of Shahabuddin both leaders of Purbo Banglar Communist Party told the police that sarboharas have killed sub-inspector AH Azam Khan and office assistant Qamrul Alam Khan. But they could not provide details of where, who and when they were killed and who were present at that time.
"Perhaps we can go out and try to find the place. Why don'tcha be ready at around 3 a.m.? Sound good to you?"
Police sources said Mehedi admitted that his father Jasim was involved in the abduction of the two police officers. Mehedi said that his father met him in Dhaka 3 or 4 days ago and informed that he would soon leave the country for Pakistan through India.
Gee, what a surprise
Reliable sources said Sub-inspector Azam Khan was closely linked with PBCP during the student life. Police had arrested him twice from Rajbari. Aziz, a PBCP leader of Rajbari, recognized Azam Khan on April 3 when he was returning home from the office. And Aziz ordered his men to abduct and annihilate Azam and Quamrul. Meanwhile, Police and RAB in joint raids to sarbohara infested areas of the district have so far held 54 people.
"Into the paddy wagon wit' yez!"
"It's a six-passenger van! There are 53 people in there already!"
OC Abdul Wahab Khan of Rajoir thana told UNB that DSB SI Hasnain Azam, 37, and DSB chief office assistant M Kamrul Islam, 50, were kidnapped by miscreants on their way back home from office in the evening on the day. Rajoir police have so far taken 33 people into custody in this connection and they were continuing the manhunt to arrest the kidnappers and rescue the DSB men. DSB sources said the two men had left the office for home as usual on April 3, but the office was informed the following day that they did not return home. After two days' hectic search, the office came to know that they were kidnapped by a gang of 30 terrorists from Shakharpar village in Rajoir thana. They were seen being taken to the other side of the Sri River in an engine boat and nothing could be known about their fate since then.
"Dunno what happened to 'em! They wuz in the boat when we left, wudn't there when we arrived!"
According to locals, the area has turned into a haven of terrorists due to downslide in the law order situation.
Posted by:Steve

#2  ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Ptah   2005-04-28 6:31:23 PM  

#1  Another possible QudraKrome. rkb?
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-28 5:29:52 PM  

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