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Drink Coke, kufr!
2005-05-24
From beyond the orbit of Pluto comes ... this.
Simply unbelievable.
Posted by:Uneretch Spinens6027

#24  change day to minute
Posted by: thibaud (aka lex)   2005-05-24 16:04  

#23  the law of large numbers assures us that coincidences will occur all the time

Islamic insanity assures us that a large number of Moslems will be offended almost every day about something.
Posted by: mhw   2005-05-24 15:58  

#22  The Moving Finger writes;
and, having writ, Moves on:
nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.

-Rubiyat of Omar Khayyam

It seems to fit...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-05-24 13:08  

#21  PlanetDan--- "Paul is dead, I killed Paul"

News of my death is greatly exaggerated. Heh. Seafarious, I still have my clarinet, and play it from time to time. Some time I will play "Star of Edinborough" for ye.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-05-24 11:55  

#20  Patti and I were in band together and for the confirmation class "talent show" we played "Stairway to Heaven" on our clarinets. Heh.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-05-24 11:28  

#19  im wulda owtlined em satanic simbols on em teechers car in return seafarious.
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-05-24 11:25  

#18   Hey, what about those pentacostal whackos that sat around in church basements listening to Black Sabbath and the Beatles backwards?

When I was in middle school, I would accompany my friend Patti to her Sunday Catholic mass and confirmation classes. The teacher spent *five weeks* outlining the Satanic symbols on Van Halen and Journey album covers...
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-05-24 11:11  

#17  kaffir-kola? hmmmm. a litter proper martiking strateejery and itn mite werk.
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-05-24 11:02  

#16  I find that if I squint I can make out the words, "Kill the infidel! Kill everybody!" in the pages of the Koran.

Oh, waitaminnit. Never mind. Says that when I stop squinting, too.
Posted by: BH   2005-05-24 10:05  

#15  Hey...there's something to this. I find that if I drink 5 shots in rapid succession, twirl for 45 seconds and squint, it says "Paul is dead, I killed Paul"
Posted by: PlanetDan   2005-05-24 09:24  

#14  Drink alert!
Posted by: Ptah   2005-05-24 09:04  

#13  My, my. How insensitive. My middle finger to them.
Posted by: Indra Nooyi: CFO Pepsico   2005-05-24 08:32  

#12  how could it be a Pepsi marketing scheme?

well..it was tounge in cheek...but cause

they are flipping the finger to the US
they are telling the the Arabs that coke is flipping the finger to them..ie drink pepsi not coke.

cause it's pretty clear that ...at least to the idiots in charge of pepsi right now...we aren't their target market.
Posted by: 2b   2005-05-24 08:25  

#11  lol, RC! I'm with ya! And, here in the heart of Coke-land, I'm glad of the new marketing scheme to drive Coke sales.
Posted by: BA   2005-05-24 08:22  

#10  How can a message that makes me want to drink Coke be a Pepsi marketing scheme? I mean, look a what the soft drink manufacturers are telling us:

Pepsi: The US sucks.

Coke: No Mecca, No Mohammed.

I know which one I'm buying.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-05-24 07:36  

#9  Now AC has to revise his Hallburton org chart from yesterday.
Posted by: Matt   2005-05-24 07:04  

#8  Agree with DB..Pepsi's new advertising campaign.
Posted by: 2b   2005-05-24 07:01  

#7  Sounds like a suspicious Pepsi plot to me... ;)
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-05-24 03:28  

#6  Indeed, mojo, I am the walrus... and we were teens in the throes of Waimea-sized hormonal waves...

What's their excuse? They're trained from birth to live in insanity and be as gullible as a Catholic School girl.
Posted by: .com   2005-05-24 02:26  

#5  Hey, what about those pentacostal whackos that sat around in church basements listening to Black Sabbath and the Beatles backwards?
Posted by: mojo   2005-05-24 01:42  

#4  "No Mohommad. No Makka." That's where this is all headed... a pile of green glass.
Posted by: DO   2005-05-24 01:08  

#3  The woman needs a job... or a baby... or a bigger house to clean. Clearly she does not have the mental resources to handle so much free time.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-05-24 01:02  

#2  Man I just can't imagine a cult so wacked out they go looking for this stuff and then buy into it.
I want the tin foil concession.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-05-24 00:52  

#1  Thanks, thats worth a Hoot! and a Holler!
Posted by: Dr. Livingston   2005-05-24 00:39  

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