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Two hurt in mock light sabre duel
2005-05-24
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
Should never have let them out of their basement.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it. The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire. A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said. A videotape was found nearby by police called to the scene on Sunday.
Revenge of The Jackass
A police spokeswoman said the pair were taken to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex. They are both said to be in a critical condition. She said the 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man from Hemel Hempstead suffered serious injuries. She added: "At this stage we are unable to confirm the exact circumstances, but glass tubes and traces of accelerant (flammable substance) were found at the scene." The final film in the Star Wars series, Revenge Of The Sith, arrived at UK cinemas last week. One of the crucial scenes features a light sabre battle between Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker.
"Obviously the film made my clients set themselves on fire, my lord. We are asking George Lucas be made to pay for this crime!"
Posted by:Steve

#13  spelt "whores" .com
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-05-24 19:45  

#12  They might even breed with each other. The horrors!
Posted by: .com   2005-05-24 19:13  

#11   They would be nominees for the Darwin Awards only if they managed to make themselves incapable of pollutiong to the gene pool.

Well, they guy might still be an award candidate then. We don't know where his burns are. Plus, both are in Critical Condition. They might be Darwins in a couple of days.
Posted by: Charles   2005-05-24 18:52  

#10  They would be nominees for the Darwin Awards only if they managed to make themselves incapable of pollutiong to the gene pool.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-05-24 17:23  

#9  Not my spelling. I stole the graphic.
Posted by: Fred   2005-05-24 16:40  

#8  

Ahhh Yes!
Darwin Award Nominees - 2005
Posted by: BigEd   2005-05-24 13:38  

#7  "Schwartz", Fred. With a "t".
Posted by: mojo   2005-05-24 12:50  

#6  Looks like these fans share Lucas' grasp of science.
Posted by: BH   2005-05-24 10:08  

#5  These idiots make geeks like me have a bad name! I'm not obsesed! I just study the story very, very carefully!
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-05-24 09:29  

#4  Darwin award contenders who didn't quite make it.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-05-24 09:09  

#3  I have no interest in seeing the movie but would've paid damn good money to see this...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-05-24 09:05  

#2  A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.

Rotoscoping, children. Rotoscoping.

Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-05-24 08:57  

#1  I am speechless. Well, almost. Why couldn't they just have dressed the girl like Carrie Fisher was when she was held prisoner by Jabba the Hut?
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2005-05-24 08:48  

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