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Posted by:Paul Moloney |
#18 Die Zarq die. Here's a Stones tune for ya Zarq, ya nearly dead bastard: You're obsolete my baby My poor old-fashioned baby I said baby, baby, baby you're out of time Well, baby, baby, baby, you're out of time I said, baby, baby, baby, you're out of time Yes, you are left out Out of there without a doubt 'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're out of time Die Islamo-mutant die!! |
Posted by: sea cruise 2005-05-26 13:03 |
#17 An alternate view: A couple weeks after the NYT (and others) start complaining that Zarqawi is losing the Iraqi "hearts and minds" battle he's replaced. Withdrawn? Kicked upstairs? Athough it could all be just happy coincidence that he died just as he becoming seen as counterproductive. (HHHmmmmm Was it an inside job? ...you know the penalty for failure # 2...) |
Posted by: Dave 2005-05-26 12:16 |
#16 Where do I send the gift? Let's get him a JDAM. A nice, big one. Two thousand pounder. He'll have a blast when it's delivered. |
Posted by: Mike 2005-05-26 12:00 |
#15 I would guess that congratulations are in order. Where do I send the gift"? |
Posted by: Captain America 2005-05-26 11:15 |
#14 no press confrense? |
Posted by: muck4doo 2005-05-26 11:06 |
#13 Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause please for that old crowd pleaser . . . gas gangrene! |
Posted by: Mike 2005-05-26 11:01 |
#12 I'm not dead! (Yes, he is.) I'm not! (He isn't?) (Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.) I'm getting better! (No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.) I feel fine! . . . I think I'll go for a walk. . . . I feel happy. . . I feel happy. |
Posted by: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi 2005-05-26 10:59 |
#11 Alaska Paul is off to unpack the ululator from the cosmolene...and I'm off to Google up one Abu Hafs al-Kurani (PTUI)... |
Posted by: Seafarious 2005-05-26 10:41 |
#10 I for one will fire a couple magazines from my carbine into the sky wedding style to celebrate the the passing and welcome the new clown on the ground. |
Posted by: Tkat 2005-05-26 09:37 |
#9 Ooooooooh. A new boy! Does new Abu have a purty mouth too! |
Posted by: Mahmoud Al-Jailbirdi 2005-05-26 09:11 |
#8 Wondering how long it'll be before al-Kurani's getting the vulture pic? Z-man's either dead/on his way or this is a sign that he's desperate (needs to come back and say he's Superman to get more |
Posted by: BA 2005-05-26 08:47 |
#7 I'm a little unsure about ululating protocol. Fred will issue the "Go Code", then you may proceed. Just listen for the automatic weapons fire. |
Posted by: Steve 2005-05-26 08:44 |
#6 I told you he was "stable" like Arafat was. |
Posted by: Robert Crawford 2005-05-26 07:59 |
#5 Standby for the old-man-of-the-mountain scam. |
Posted by: Shipman 2005-05-26 07:23 |
#4 That was fast. All right all you wound experts, place your bets on what killed him: sucking chest wound or gas gangrene? Oh, yes. Can I ulululululululu yet? I'm a little unsure about ululating protocol. ;-) |
Posted by: trailing wife 2005-05-26 06:23 |
#3 Impatiently waiting for the large woman with the braids and viking helmet. |
Posted by: gromky 2005-05-26 06:11 |
#2 heh... sounding a bit grim. If he isn't dead, his replacement will soon be more than willing to help him retire. |
Posted by: 2b 2005-05-26 05:54 |
#1 Note the 'would choose'. I.e. ZMan is in no position to express his choice. Might be time to break out the beverage of your choice. |
Posted by: phil_b 2005-05-26 04:42 |