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Home Front: WoT
Gitmo Detainee: Guards Are Having Sex With Dear Old Mom!
2005-05-26
Just to put the latest reports in persective; the LAT is reprinting raw accusations without reporting how reliable they are. Michelle Malkin links to the raw data, and provides some interesting excerpts:

According to the detaineers, some of the guards are telling the detaineers that while they are sitting in a cell in Cuba, American Soldiers[sic] are having sex with their mothers. According to the detainees, some of the guards are physically cruel to the detaineers. [Name Redacted] has not personally heard these comments from the guards. He has not seen any cruelty by the guards. However, sometimes the guards are a little rough with him even though he is cooperative.

Most of the claims are like this: "guards did X, Y, Z. Terrorist cannot provide any details of guards doing X, Y, or Z." It's just more crap, straight out of the AQ handbook ("lie about abuse if you're captured"), and the people who buy into it are revealing a lot about which side they're on.
Posted by:Robert Crawford

#12  They are doing it on a pile of Qurans too.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-05-26 14:54  

#11  Of course, the obvious gag is that they were referring to the MILF organization. It's awful hard to run an insurgency if everybody giggles everytime they hear the name of your group.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-05-26 13:27  

#10  Apparently O is for her O-Face.
Posted by: eLarson   2005-05-26 12:12  

#9  According to the detainees, some of the guards are telling the detainees that while they are sitting in a cell in Cuba, American Soldiers are having sex with the detainee's mothers. XXXXXX has not personally heard these comments from the guards. He has not seen any cruelty by the guards. However, sometimes the guards are rough with him even though he is cooperative.

More of this stuff needs to be put into print. Good for a morning laugh at the very least.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-05-26 11:13  

#8  There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.

His rivals used to say quite a bit
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother. . . .


--Tom Lehrer
Posted by: Mike   2005-05-26 10:50  

#7  The National Enquirer does in fact have a MUCH higher standard for publication than the left coast NYT-wannabe.
Posted by: eLarson   2005-05-26 10:36  

#6  Yeah we fly them in for the weekends to party. We ask them if they want to see the boys, but it's usually something like, "Nah. Let 'em rot in jail. Maybe they'll learn a lesson." "Tough loves" a hard thing...
Posted by: The Guards at Gitmo   2005-05-26 09:06  

#5  "I heard that so&so said that..."Proof positive that MSM is supported by rumor and inuiendo.
Posted by: raptor   2005-05-26 08:52  

#4  Oh, please. This is grade school level smack-down stuff: "Yo momma does this, yo momma does that. I did yo momma and your old lady last night while you were pulling duty and they thanked me."
And that's between friends.
Posted by: Steve   2005-05-26 08:37  

#3  Has mom said anything yet? Like, "I'm going on the Jerry Springer Show?"
Posted by: badanov   2005-05-26 08:33  

#2  M is for the many things she taught me...
Posted by: Jackal   2005-05-26 08:29  

#1  hooray for ma!
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-05-26 08:19  

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