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More tales from the Bengali Police Blotter (Saturday edition)
2005-05-28
CHUADANGA:May 26: An alleged criminal was shot dead in a gunfight between the police and his armed accomplices at a crop field in village Shaimary under Sadar upazila of the district in the early hours of Thursday.
Shootout in the soybeans! Battle of the beets! Hoe-down in the hay!
The deceased was identified as Foroz Ali (46), son of Sunnot Ali of village Shaimary in the upazila. He was accused in at least six cases under different police stations.
And we'd know his face anywhere!
Acting on a tip-off, a police team of Chuadanga thana and the members of Cobra, an elite police force, raided the crop field where Foroz and his accomplices were holding a meeting.
"I'm telling ya, Chief, they're making crop circles out there!"
The armed men opened fire sensing presence of the police, which the law-enforcers retaliated prompting a gunfight between them.
"I sense a disturbance in the Force. Let's start shooting!"
About 20 gunshots were traded in the battle that lasted for half an hour.
That's one shot every 90 seconds. A real fire-fight in the alfalfa.
Foroz was hit by bullet although his accomplices managed to flee the scene.
"Hey you guys, wait for m..... [shhhiiikoink] rosebud ..."
One shutter gun and five rounds of bullet were recovered from the spot.
Hmm, two rounds extra.
Later, Foroz's body was taken to the Chuadanga Hospital morgue for autopsy.
"Tag him and slab him, Sam."
A case was filed with the Chuadanga police in his connection.
"Here you go, Chief, everything's ready for your signature!"
Posted by:Steve White

#2  Lol, Doc - excellent commentary! I'm thinking you had too much fun, in fact. And I, for one, after wading through the engrish, appreciate it, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-05-28 07:22  

#1  Shootout in the soybeans! Battle of the beets! Hoe-down in the hay!

"I'm telling ya, Chief, they're making crop circles out there!"

;)
Posted by: rosebud   2005-05-28 00:56  

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