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Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence
2005-05-29
We used to have poultry when I was young, but none of them ever committed suicide. I'm so ashamed of posting this... Hat tip Pravda, who else?
A chicken killed itself on the fence of one of the village residents in the Tula region of Russia. An eyewitness of the unimaginable bird suicide says that he was resting on a couch, when his wife rushed into the house and said that a chicken had just committed suicide by hanging itself on the neighbor's fence.

When then man came out to have a look at what was happening, he saw a chicken hanging on the fence indeed. The chicken was apparently trying to fly over the fence, but did not have enough force to surmount the obstacle.

The man's son said that the chicken probably decided to kill itself being unable to lead the horrible life in the provincial village. The chicken is a vulnerable and sensitive bird that might not have the energy to handle stressful situations. Most likely, the Russian suicidal chicken has lost the will to live.

The poor bird was not left hanging on the fence: it was cooked and eaten.
Posted by:Anonymous5089

#5  That must be one heckuva party TGA is having to watch the election returns come in. And with the correct answer!
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-05-29 16:04  

#4  Of course some chicken DO CROSS the road and get fined...
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-05-29 15:45  

#3  LOL, TGA. You're on a roll today. :-D
The chicken is a vulnerable and sensitive bird that might not have the energy to handle stressful situations.
So chickens are members of the DU? ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-05-29 15:36  

#2  Why didn't it cross the road?
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-05-29 15:19  

#1  But it was a free ranger! What upset it so?
Posted by: Shipman   2005-05-29 14:22  

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