You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Short Attention Span Theater-
Bears, why do they hate us?
2005-06-08
HARRISONBURG, Va. (AP) - A 200-pound black bear charged into a home and went on a 40-minute rampage, attacking a dog and damaging a basement guest room as it tried to claw its way out. The dog, Rosie, was treated by a veterinarian for puncture wounds but her owners were not injured.
Karla Irving said that when she let Rosie out Saturday night, she heard the dog barking and caught a glimpse of something small scurrying in the darkness. Her eyes followed a bear cub up a tree, and when she looked back down she saw more movement.
Cue scary music....
"I think the dog realized it before I realized it - that there's a bigger bear out there and she's coming," Irving said.
"Woof, woof, woo....Oh, shit!'
Rosie, a 3-year-old blue heeler, dashed inside,
"Furry paws, don't fail me now!"
followed closely by Irving and the bear.
So much for man's best friend defending the house. Lassie would have held off the bear while calling for help.
Irving tried to close the door behind her but the bear forced its way through, pinning her momentarily behind the door, and attacked Rosie.
"Coming through! Where's that damm dog?"
Irving screamed to her 82-year-old mother, Margaret Vest, to close a door leading to the rest of the house, which is just outside Harrisonburg in northwest Virginia. Then she went back outside, closing the door behind her.
"I was obviously terrified and so I ran back outside," Irving said Wednesday on ABC's "Good Morning America."
Rosie escaped the bear's jaws and fled, and Vest closed the door to the basement, trapping the bear inside. Karla Irving's husband, David, who was taking a shower upstairs, heard the commotion and called 911.
Going naked and wet into a besement after a angry bear being out of the question..
Sheriff's deputies let the bear out through a back door. It has not been seen since.
Posted by:Steve

#7  I don't even look in the bathroom mirror!
It's a scary scary sight!! LOL
Posted by: Dave   2005-06-08 19:59  

#6  I don't ever wanna see Dave naked and wet.
Posted by: Frank G   2005-06-08 19:33  

#5  LOL Steve. Crazy good inline. Furry paws indeed.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-08 17:26  

#4  Reminds me of a good story, told me by a friend who used to be a flying doctor in Alaska. One of the nurses at his clinic had a family of bears that transited her backyard every day around dusk. One week when her mother was visiting from the Lower 48, she arrived home from work to find the house completely dark. Mama had put some food out on the deck, and was sitting on the floor by the sliding glass doors, waiting for Mama Bear to come up on the deck so she could get a picture of the bear with her Kodak Instamatic 110.

As the nurse gently explained while retreiving the bear bait, when the flash went off, it would have been immediately followed by a twelve-foot bear crashing through the plate glass.
Posted by: Mike   2005-06-08 15:13  

#3  Who let the bear out?
Posted by: True German Ally   2005-06-08 14:01  

#2  Surely not...the wet naked Dave option?
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-06-08 13:58  

#1  
Sheriff's deputies let the bear out through a back door.
How'd the deputies get the bear to leave?

They threatened to send the wet, naked David down there if the bear didn't leave.
It has not been seen since.
;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-06-08 13:45  

00:00